Here's the background for their MySpace page:
Overall, it has a nice Mercenaries For Jesus vibe.Mrs. Whited Sepulchre takes the church kids to play Laser Tag once every year, but this is the first church I've seen that was more or less centered around a paintball ministry.
"You will know fear. You will feel pain. You will be bunkered. You will be out. I will win."
Not quite the 23rd Psalm, but that section of the Bible is kinda wimpy to begin with.
There are lots of possibilities for devotional artwork:
And for children's ministries:
"Repent or else" could be taken to new levels:
Jesus pics from
I guess whatever it takes to get kids involved in ministry...The NRA probably supports that church. Instead of a bible in the third grade, they get a rifle. Every time the preacher says Amen, they lock and load.
ReplyDeleteI believe the NRA supports a whole lot of churches when AA should probably support a couple.
ReplyDeleteCrazy Protestants. :)
ReplyDeleteI think it is more like Pentecostal...Yes Jesus, Baam Baam!!
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Sanderson...I dont know what that gibberish is at the bottom....It looks like you just blessed my mother's monkey....
ReplyDeleteI did if your Mom's Monkey speaks in tongues...
ReplyDeleteHey...Keep my MAMA's monkey tongue out of it!!
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