After hearing about the recent activities at Blownstar...She gathered up the dog and the child, barricaded herself in the bathroom, hid the towels, and got out the NRA approved pink rifle.
Here in Wichita Falls, we know how to take shelter from a tornado: Grab the kid, the dog, and the rifle (carefully wrapped in soft felt so the baby doesn't get bruised by the kickback) and hunker down.
Overheard at one of those "New-Age Bathtub Births" - in Fort Smith, AR. "Welcome to the world, baby Malverna! Here's your new gun, sweetheart. REX!! Stop eating that afterbirth and lick your new baby sister clean!!"
Why We Fight
ReplyDelete"No one put's baby in a corner. A bathtub, maybe...but not a corner."
ReplyDeleteNow everyone is clean.
ReplyDeleteThe mama, the baby, the dog, and . . .the gun.
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After hearing about the recent activities at Blownstar...She gathered up the dog and the child, barricaded herself in the bathroom, hid the towels, and got out the NRA approved pink rifle.
ReplyDeleteOutlawed in California!
ReplyDelete1) The high capacity mag on the 10-22
2) The giant pet ferret
3) Mirrors above bathtub
Sweded version of "I Am Legend."
ReplyDeleteHere in Wichita Falls, we know how to take shelter from a tornado: Grab the kid, the dog, and the rifle (carefully wrapped in soft felt so the baby doesn't get bruised by the kickback) and hunker down.
ReplyDeleteOverheard at one of those "New-Age Bathtub Births" - in Fort Smith, AR.
ReplyDelete"Welcome to the world, baby Malverna! Here's your new gun, sweetheart. REX!! Stop eating that afterbirth and lick your new baby sister clean!!"