Saturday, January 11, 2014

But honey, God wants me to have these boots !!

Here's a storefront that is about two miles from my current office. 
If the police ever find stolen property in the place, the owners will find themselves in a theological minefield, right? 



Did God create Jimmy knowing that Jimmy would eventually steal those shirts and take them to God's Will Resale and swap them for cash? 

If I buy some stolen shirts from God's Will Resale, and then learn that they're stolen property, am I morally obligated to return them, even though God wanted me to have them? 

And why do bad things happen to good people? 

The mind recoils....

 

2 comments:

  1. All stolen goods have been blessed. As you will be if you enter this establishment.......many times. You are even misted with holy water as you enter and exit. There is a prayer bar. And a confessional. Which also doubles as the ladies room. I was having a spiritual experience in there......it did not require absolution. Just two flushes.

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