tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post6109814416045785098..comments2023-11-03T05:34:26.880-05:00Comments on The Whited Sepulchre: On religious legalismThe Whited Sepulchrehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17657366124122012622noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post-68087787698488217202009-10-16T22:22:43.530-05:002009-10-16T22:22:43.530-05:00Harper - finish the joke! I don't know it. S...Harper - finish the joke! I don't know it. Somewhere there has to be a "Baptist Joke Book". It will include this old favorite:<br /><br />Q: "Why won't a Baptist man and his mistress have sex standing up?"<br /><br />A: Because if anyone saw them, they might think they were dancing.<br /><br />A friend of mine - a Baptist Sunday School Teacher, no less - his mom (aTarrantLibertyGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11624121038065257931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post-6432212052461411052009-10-12T10:12:10.493-05:002009-10-12T10:12:10.493-05:00Just to clarify, the Amish restriction on the use ...Just to clarify, the Amish restriction on the use of electricity is mainly due to the influence electronics / electrical equipment has on a person's lifestyle. <br /><br />For example, an Amish farmer would never have a phone in the home. That would invite distractions from the outside world and interrupt a close knit family. <br /><br />Having a phone in the barn, however, allows the Amish Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877472821809066875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post-67999146536724866292009-10-12T07:57:00.424-05:002009-10-12T07:57:00.424-05:00Someone needs to make shrink wrap type sleeves wit...Someone needs to make shrink wrap type sleeves with cola branding on them that you can slip over your beer, zap 'em with a hairdryer and, voila! That's not a Bud, it's a Dr Pepper. <br /><br />Being no stranger to the median nerve release myself, my evil insurance company required a round of cortisone injections prior to my first surgery. The cortisone went south on me, caused Harperhttp://passedupstrange.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post-88264349345827743422009-10-12T07:04:43.456-05:002009-10-12T07:04:43.456-05:00Harper,
Thanks for the encouragement. I made a de...Harper,<br />Thanks for the encouragement. I made a dent in the supply last night, but I'm still not there. <br />The surgery is going on as I'm typing this. <br />There's at least a 6-pack left in the crisper. <br />I dread disposing of it. It's 5:00 somewhere, right?The Whited Sepulchrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657366124122012622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8771666371746650057.post-81670019566145022922009-10-11T22:30:18.279-05:002009-10-11T22:30:18.279-05:00Reminds me of the old, "Why should you always...Reminds me of the old, "Why should you always take two Baptists fishing?" joke. <br /><br />Double standards are a bitch. I'm thinking you need a tastefully concealed kegerator or dorm fridge tucked away in the garage or designated man cave area. You have to admit that Bud in the crisper is worth the plethora of church lady casseroles coming your way. Yum.<br /><br />Hope the wifeJThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03991106665854663069noreply@blogger.com