Teleprompter Jesus

TELEPROMPTER JESUS

If you've got a problem,
Or even think you might,
Just tell him, and he's on it
He'll make everything all right.

He's the D.C. Santa Claus,
He'll meet every need,
He can stop the polar thaws,
cause the oceans to recede.

(Voter Chorus)
Give us everything we want,
We know you want to please us,
If they type it, you will read it,
You're the Teleprompter Jesus !

Cash For Clunkers, Bailouts,
Porkulus and TARP !
Took G.M. and Chrysler,
and he's still looking sharp !

Geithner and Pelosi,
Biden, Harry Reid,
Gonna work together to get
Everything we need.


(Children's Chorus, groaning under the weight of debt)
Give them everything they want,
But if you want to please us,
Make our parents pay their share,
You're the Teleprompter Jesus !

Nine Trillion, Ten Trillion,
Eleven Trillion debt,
As long as China's lending,
Then he ain't finished yet.

Spending all this money,
It's really not so hard,
When he puts the charges on
our childrens' credit card.

(Groaning Chorus of Debtor-Fetuses)
Give them just a little less,
We know you want to please us,
Don't read everything they type,
Dear Teleprompter Jesus !

Jesus fed five thousand
With some fishes and some bread,
Our Man could print a trillion bucks
With one nod of his head.


Gonna spread the wealth around
At least that's the plan,
It won't cost you a penny,
You don't make two-fifty grand.

(Final Chorus, repeat and fade)
Give us everything we want,
We know you want to please us,
If they type it, you will read it,
You're the Teleprompter Jesus !

I've got a basic guitar chord pattern down for this, still working on the melody.
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