Not for nothing but Jesus doesn't stand a chance in my book. Not just that he's a jealous,Opinionated,Ego Maniac who says he put People on earth to worship him and if that's not an ego? I don't what one is. Seriously Jesus is overrated. I give him credit he has nice abbs. But Jesus is a pacifist and I don't want some scraggly haired Hippy looking guy who actually believes his Moms is a virgin representing me. Satan knows how to have a good time and allows you to bang hot broads and allows Lesbizim. Jesus would never approve. I'm rolling with Satan. Word up!!!! Religious people are mental slaves.
You need to understand something Dude..Satan may allow you to bang hot broads but he won't allow hot broads to bang you. That's how he rolls. Jesus would have pity on you and allow a semi hot broad to maybe touch you.
Satan makes you want what you can't get and get what you don't want. A friend who stopped serving Satan admitted the hot broads were the ones transmitting the most disease.
Anonymous said: "he's [Jesus] a jealous, opinionated, ego maniac who says he put people on earth to worship him and if that's not an ego, I don't what is." __________________________________
From your description of Jesus it would appear you make the typical mistake of referencing the Old Testament, of which the first five books make up the Jewish holy doctrine, the Torah. Most Christians revere the God of the New Testament which encompasses the time when Jesus came onto the scene.
There are many instances in the Bible where people chose to worship Jesus, but at no time did He command it. Jesus said "God is a Spirit and they that worship him must worship in spirit and in truth." - John 4:24
We know that Jesus used to pray as well so it's safe to say He wasn't practicing self-worship.
For a better understanding of the differences between Christianity and Judaism and how Zionism has affected them as well as the world we live in, I highly recommend "Illuminati - The Cult that Hijacked the World" by Henry Makow Ph.D.
"Israelites were a conglomeration of people" [and not solely Jews as many people believe]. "Jews come together because of a historical ancestral bloodline connection. They are Ashkenazi Jews." - Jon Entine, Practical Bioethics Corp. (traces the DNA of modern Jewry)
The modern Jew belongs to a religion that "traces its descent, without a break, through all the centuries, from the Pharisees." (Universal Jewish Encyclopedia, 1948, Vol. 8, pg. 474.)
"Judaism" today and "Pharisaism" in the time of Jesus are the same. Jesus abhorred and denounced "Pharisaism"; hence the words, "Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers". - Benjamin H. Freedman, Jewish Historian, Researcher, Scholar. (From "Common Sense", p. 2-1-53 and 5-1-59)
"The primary meaning of Ashkenaz and Ashkenazim in Hebrew is Germany and Germans. In the early medieval ages the Khazars were sometimes referred to as Ashkenazim. About 92% of all Jews or approximately 14,500,000 are Ashkenazim." - The Universal Jewish Encyclopedia
"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much alive."
very powerful picture, who ever drew this made satan look better than jesus, because they want us to doubt jesus' powers, but the great lord will reign with victory that day, when the angels and demos, and the great lord, and satan go at it, Satan has limited strength, Jesus' is ever lasting, INRI vs. SOTE- King if jews versus Scum of The Earth
very powerful picture, who ever drew this made satan look better than jesus, because they want us to doubt jesus' powers, but the great lord will reign with victory that day, when the angels and demos, and the great lord, and satan go at it, Satan has limited strength, Jesus' is ever lasting, INRI vs. SOTE- King if jews versus Scum of The Earth
Then the Spirit led Jesus into the desert. Jesus was taken there to be tempted by the devil. Jesus ate nothing for 40 days and nights. After this, he was very hungry. The devil came to Jesus to tempt him. The devil said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these rocks to become bread." Jesus answered him, "It is written {in the Scriptures }, 'It is not just bread that keeps people alive. People's lives depend on what God says.'" Then the devil led Jesus to the holy city (Jerusalem). The devil put Jesus on a very high place on the temple. The devil said, "If you are the Son of God, jump off. Why? Because it is written {in the Scriptures }, 'God will command his angels for you, and their hands will catch you, so that you will not hit your foot on a rock.'" Jesus answered him, "It also says {in the Scriptures }, 'You must not test (doubt) the Lord your God.'" Then the devil led Jesus to the top of a very high mountain. The devil showed Jesus all the kingdoms of the world, and all the great things that are in those kingdoms. The devil said, "If you will bow down and worship me, I will give you all these things." Jesus said to the devil, "Go away from me, Satan! It is written {in the Scriptures }, 'You must worship the Lord your God. Serve only him!'" So the devil left Jesus. And then some angels came to Jesus and helped him.
And then he freshened up and they decided to arm-wrestle.
WOW, I cannot believe people are saying Satan would win. REAALY, why because of his Biceps? All God/Jesus has to do is think that Satan is destroyed and he is, he can say it and he will turn to dust, you have no idea what the power of God can do. Please, satan doesn't stand a chance.
Got news for all that have posted. satan has already lost. Christ won at the resurrection. He defeated both sin and death. Christ has already won. satan can do nothing to believers that we do not allow him to do. We have the power of Christ. satan is already defeated. We are here to battle for the spiritual lives of those who have not accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior. satan is allowed to live on earth by God, he's simply a tenant in an rented house, period. Those that think Jesus really looked this way don't think much deeper than a piece of paper. Christ was ripped and buff, I guarantee it. Christ was at the height of his physical prime when he was crucified. Not only that, but he worked for years as a carpenter. I guarantee you, he had biceps, arms and legs a whole lot bigger than those shown for satan in this picture. He also walked everywhere he went. in addition, most people that were scourged with lashes, died on the post. Most never made it to the cross. Christ not only did make it to the cross, but he carried the beam to the cross. I guarantee you he was more like Arnold than the way he was depicted here. satan is NOT Christ's equal and never was. This picture is inaccurate, the struggle is between satan an man, Christ has already kicked his arse. satan has already tapped out. If you want to follow a loser, be my guest, but satan hates you too. satan mocks those that want to be his "followers". satan hates everyone but himself.
I pretty much agree with you builder. There are many of those who looked at the pic and said wow jesus looks weak. I dont know how you guys interpereted it but I think the artist wanted to show that the devil looks so strong,promising,and easy to follow.And that jesus doesnt always seem easy or strong.But do you see their faces and the backrounds? Jesus is natural picture perfect, full of life with sun shining in place.while the Devils has natrual diasters like the volcano, lava, ligning, smoke and dark clouds.The Devil has a nasty sneer on his face while jesus just has determination. If you follow the Devil anonymous u will pay the ultimate price! Follow Jesus and you will be rewarded
(@the dude who is rolling with Satan due to his being ok with banging hot chics..) Seems to me that satan is nothing more than God's local trash man, haulin' the trash from Heavens Gate over to the dump, where I guess they burn it! So by serving satan.. you are REALLY just unknowingly in a MLM pyramid scheme where you are below satan, paying a very high price, and not getting ANY of the benies!! Makes no sense to anyone with more than half a brain..
Actually, the umpire determined that Jesus was using an illegal grip, where he tucks his thumb into his fist and uses it to tickle Satan's palm. The re-match is still going on, under tightly controlled conditions. If things seem chaotic in the world, it's because God is watching it on ESPN and is distracted.
Love this pic. For me it's a good depiction of our own struggles with good and evil. I often feel as though I'm arm wrestling with Satan.Best part Satan always looses and will in the end.
Well, this picture is cute but it's childish because satan would never stand/ or sit before Jesus this way. He first would ask if he could even approach Jesus. Then if his request was approved, satan would come-forth bowed and humbled and make his request be known. Satan s usual requests are if he could destroy, steal, lie or kill someone these request are almost always denied except for a small few. The exceptions are those who refuse to believe in Jesus, those who blaspheme the LORD, or those who knowingly and consciously choose satan as their master like the fool above or to make themselves his enemy and say they want to serve Satan instead of GOD. Then yes, these knuckle heads will be cities without walls and satan will enter their lives to destroy them and everything around them. They will be utterly overtaken and the duplicity about all this is these fools will then turn to the LORD and blame GOD for their empty and troubled life.
The lord is powerful people don't make foolz out of yourselves for the lord is so powerful that a blink of his eye can destroy me,you and the devil after all that jesus Had done for satan but he just turned away let me u something the ''lord'' is gonna return and take his poeple
I have seen this picture too many times. Lets get this straight. There is no contest. There is no wrestling match. Jesus does not wrestle against the devil, people do. Jesus has already won the battle. He is totally victorious. This illustration is ridiculous and absurd.
But just for the sake of argument....Assuming that Lucifer/Satan/Devil/Serpent Person really is the Prince Of This World, and Jesus was as he existed on earth, with the power to do SOME miracles (remember, he could do no miracles in some places), who do you think would win?
I can see this picture as Satan stores all his power, and like Goku, to unleash it he yells AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus wins.
This would make one hell of a tattoo and I think I just found my good vs. evil tattoo and we all that truely believe know Satan is a pussy and Christ will kick his ass any time any day.
Back in my earlier years when 2 men wanted the same thing bad enough, one would say I'll arm wrestle you for it. Then both men would do their best to beat the other guy take the other guys arm down so he would be the one to get what both of them want. To me this is exactly what Jesus is doing with satan. He is saying I Love these people so much I'll arm wrestle you for them. Jesus Loves us, and he is there to win, and Save us, and Fight for us. Satan only wants us so he can destroy and torture us in Hell as long as he can before he and Hell are thrown forever into the abyss. I keep this a my desktop wallpaper because it reminds me the Jesus is Fighting against all those who are out to harm me Always.
Look closely, Who is bigger. Who's side takes the most space? Who looks like he is really straining for what little chance he has? who is steady and unchanged? who seems to be controlling the situation? I'm already on the winning side... are you?
I THINK JESUS GONNA WIN....BUT IT'S ART. YOU NOTICE NEITHER JESUS OR SATAN ARE WINNING, THEY APPEAR TO JUST BE HOLDING AT EVEN....SHOWING IMMORTAL AND MORTAL BALANCE BETWEEN DARK AND LIGHT, GOOD AND BAD. EXCELLENT ART BY MY INTERPRETATION.
First of neither God or Satan exist. Both are fairy tales created by idiots. Second I would support satan all the way. Satan wanted equality which seems reasonable but God being the egotistical faggot he is kicks him out. Theres your idiot religion in a nutshell.
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That's pretty cool.
satan is cut. jeebus doesn't have a prayer :P. it looks like satan is going to rip his arm off and beat the crap out of him with it.
I know what happens. Jesus ends up with a golden fiddle. IT'S IN THE BIBLE, PEOPLE!
Look at that steely-eyed look of confident determination in Jesus' eyes!
Satan got SERVED. He just doesn't know it yet.
hilarious pic. must find a way to use it (i'll give ya props, dontcha worry :-)
A.Hair said.. Yes the Bible tells us how it turns out, but I think it also means "Come Judgement Day Who's Side will YOU Be On".Are you ready!
jesus has a chuck norris expression.
Not for nothing but Jesus doesn't stand a chance in my book. Not just that he's a jealous,Opinionated,Ego Maniac who says he put People on earth to worship him and if that's not an ego? I don't what one is. Seriously Jesus is overrated. I give him credit he has nice abbs. But Jesus is a pacifist and I don't want some scraggly haired Hippy looking guy who actually believes his Moms is a virgin representing me. Satan knows how to have a good time and allows you to bang hot broads and allows Lesbizim. Jesus would never approve. I'm rolling with Satan. Word up!!!! Religious people are mental slaves.
You need to understand something Dude..Satan may allow you to bang hot broads but he won't allow hot broads to bang you. That's how he rolls.
Jesus would have pity on you and allow a semi hot broad to maybe touch you.
Satan makes you want what you can't get and get what you don't want. A friend who stopped serving Satan admitted the hot broads were the ones transmitting the most disease.
Anonymous said: "he's [Jesus] a jealous, opinionated, ego maniac who says he put people on earth to worship him and if that's not an ego, I don't what is."
__________________________________
From your description of Jesus it would appear you make the typical mistake of referencing the Old Testament, of which the first five books make up the Jewish holy doctrine, the Torah. Most Christians revere the God of the New Testament which encompasses the time when Jesus came onto the scene.
There are many instances in the Bible where people chose to worship Jesus, but at no time did He command it. Jesus said "God is a Spirit and they that worship him must worship in spirit and in truth." - John 4:24
We know that Jesus used to pray as well so it's safe to say He wasn't practicing self-worship.
For a better understanding of the differences between Christianity and Judaism and how Zionism has affected them as well as the world we live in, I highly recommend "Illuminati - The Cult that Hijacked the World" by Henry Makow Ph.D.
"Israelites were a conglomeration of people" [and not solely Jews as many people believe]. "Jews come together because of a historical ancestral bloodline connection. They are Ashkenazi Jews." - Jon Entine, Practical Bioethics Corp. (traces the DNA of modern Jewry)
The modern Jew belongs to a religion that "traces its descent, without a break, through all the centuries, from the Pharisees." (Universal Jewish Encyclopedia, 1948, Vol. 8, pg. 474.)
"Judaism" today and "Pharisaism" in the time of Jesus are the same. Jesus abhorred and denounced "Pharisaism"; hence the words, "Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers". - Benjamin H. Freedman, Jewish Historian, Researcher, Scholar. (From "Common Sense", p. 2-1-53 and 5-1-59)
"The primary meaning of Ashkenaz and Ashkenazim in Hebrew is Germany and Germans. In the early medieval ages the Khazars were sometimes referred to as Ashkenazim. About 92% of all Jews or approximately 14,500,000 are Ashkenazim." - The Universal Jewish Encyclopedia
"Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much alive."
(www.macquirelatory.com/Wallace Interview 1967.htm)
Yeah wat Kelly said ;)-
very powerful picture, who ever drew this made satan look better than jesus, because they want us to doubt jesus' powers, but the great lord will reign with victory that day, when the angels and demos, and the great lord, and satan go at it, Satan has limited strength, Jesus' is ever lasting, INRI vs. SOTE- King if jews versus Scum of The Earth
very powerful picture, who ever drew this made satan look better than jesus, because they want us to doubt jesus' powers, but the great lord will reign with victory that day, when the angels and demos, and the great lord, and satan go at it, Satan has limited strength, Jesus' is ever lasting, INRI vs. SOTE- King if jews versus Scum of The Earth
If Jesus wants to beat the devil he can. Everthing will bow down to Jesus,even the devil just like the story in matthew,forgot the verse,
That would be Matthew 4:1-11,
Then the Spirit led Jesus into the desert. Jesus was taken there to be tempted by the devil. Jesus ate nothing for 40 days and nights. After this, he was very hungry. The devil came to Jesus to tempt him. The devil said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these rocks to become bread." Jesus answered him, "It is written {in the Scriptures }, 'It is not just bread that keeps people alive. People's lives depend on what God says.'" Then the devil led Jesus to the holy city (Jerusalem). The devil put Jesus on a very high place on the temple. The devil said, "If you are the Son of God, jump off. Why? Because it is written {in the Scriptures }, 'God will command his angels for you, and their hands will catch you, so that you will not hit your foot on a rock.'" Jesus answered him, "It also says {in the Scriptures }, 'You must not test (doubt) the Lord your God.'" Then the devil led Jesus to the top of a very high mountain. The devil showed Jesus all the kingdoms of the world, and all the great things that are in those kingdoms. The devil said, "If you will bow down and worship me, I will give you all these things." Jesus said to the devil, "Go away from me, Satan! It is written {in the Scriptures }, 'You must worship the Lord your God. Serve only him!'" So the devil left Jesus. And then some angels came to Jesus and helped him.
And then he freshened up and they decided to arm-wrestle.
i serve no one these pair serve me,for i am the one and onley.
The pic is THE DOG'S B!&!!&*S,my pal is getting it tattooed on his back!!!
WOW, I cannot believe people are saying Satan would win. REAALY, why because of his Biceps? All God/Jesus has to do is think that Satan is destroyed and he is, he can say it and he will turn to dust, you have no idea what the power of God can do. Please, satan doesn't stand a chance.
It's all so cool to diss Jesus when you're hiding behind the screen name "Anonymous", ain't it?
Enjoy an eternity of sucking Satan's dick, screwy troll morons. :D
Got news for all that have posted. satan has already lost. Christ won at the resurrection. He defeated both sin and death. Christ has already won.
satan can do nothing to believers that we do not allow him to do. We have the power of Christ. satan is already defeated. We are here to battle for the spiritual lives of those who have not accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior. satan is allowed to live on earth by God, he's simply a tenant in an rented house, period.
Those that think Jesus really looked this way don't think much deeper than a piece of paper. Christ was ripped and buff, I guarantee it. Christ was at the height of his physical prime when he was crucified. Not only that, but he worked for years as a carpenter. I guarantee you, he had biceps, arms and legs a whole lot bigger than those shown for satan in this picture. He also walked everywhere he went. in addition, most people that were scourged with lashes, died on the post. Most never made it to the cross. Christ not only did make it to the cross, but he carried the beam to the cross. I guarantee you he was more like Arnold than the way he was depicted here. satan is NOT Christ's equal and never was. This picture is inaccurate, the struggle is between satan an man, Christ has already kicked his arse. satan has already tapped out.
If you want to follow a loser, be my guest, but satan hates you too. satan mocks those that want to be his "followers". satan hates everyone but himself.
I pretty much agree with you builder. There are many of those who looked at the pic and said wow jesus looks weak. I dont know how you guys interpereted it but I think the artist wanted to show that the devil looks so strong,promising,and easy to follow.And that jesus doesnt always seem easy or strong.But do you see their faces and the backrounds? Jesus is natural picture perfect, full of life with sun shining in place.while the Devils has natrual diasters like the volcano, lava, ligning, smoke and dark clouds.The Devil has a nasty sneer on his face while jesus just has determination. If you follow the Devil anonymous u will pay the ultimate price! Follow Jesus and you will be rewarded
(@the dude who is rolling with Satan due to his being ok with banging hot chics..) Seems to me that satan is nothing more than God's local trash man, haulin' the trash from Heavens Gate over to the dump, where I guess they burn it! So by serving satan.. you are REALLY just unknowingly in a MLM pyramid scheme where you are below satan, paying a very high price, and not getting ANY of the benies!! Makes no sense to anyone with more than half a brain..
I have this pic tattooed on my back very powerful peace.
Cool Picture.. But God has already won this fight. look it up.
Actually, the umpire determined that Jesus was using an illegal grip, where he tucks his thumb into his fist and uses it to tickle Satan's palm.
The re-match is still going on, under tightly controlled conditions.
If things seem chaotic in the world, it's because God is watching it on ESPN and is distracted.
Love this pic. For me it's a good depiction of our own struggles with good and evil. I often feel as though I'm arm wrestling with Satan.Best part Satan always looses and will in the end.
God is Supreme. Always has been, always will be. It's easy to follow Christ with our words. But it's our hearts and minds that matter.
Well, this picture is cute but it's childish because satan would never stand/ or sit before Jesus this way. He first would ask if he could even approach Jesus. Then if his request was approved, satan would come-forth bowed and humbled and make his request be known. Satan s usual requests are if he could destroy, steal, lie or kill someone these request are almost always denied except for a small few. The exceptions are those who refuse to believe in Jesus, those who blaspheme the LORD, or those who knowingly and consciously choose satan as their master like the fool above or to make themselves his enemy and say they want to serve Satan instead of GOD. Then yes, these knuckle heads will be cities without walls and satan will enter their lives to destroy them and everything around them. They will be utterly overtaken and the duplicity about all this is these fools will then turn to the LORD and blame GOD for their empty and troubled life.
Jesus has already won!
and im on his side
The lord is powerful people don't make foolz out of yourselves for the lord is so powerful that a blink of his eye can destroy me,you and the devil after all that jesus Had done for satan but he just turned away let me u something the ''lord'' is gonna return and take his poeple
I have seen this picture too many times. Lets get this straight. There is no contest. There is no wrestling match. Jesus does not wrestle against the devil, people do. Jesus has already won the battle. He is totally victorious. This illustration is ridiculous and absurd.
But just for the sake of argument....Assuming that Lucifer/Satan/Devil/Serpent Person really is the Prince Of This World, and Jesus was as he existed on earth, with the power to do SOME miracles (remember, he could do no miracles in some places), who do you think would win?
I can see this picture as Satan stores all his power, and like Goku, to unleash it he yells AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus wins.
There is no contest here, JESUS WINS. Did you read the last chapter?
There is no contest here, JESUS WINS. Did you read the last chapter?
This would make one hell of a tattoo and I think I just found my good vs. evil tattoo and we all that truely believe know Satan is a pussy and Christ will kick his ass any time any day.
I want this as a tatt on my back, it reminds me of my own inner struggle with the flesh.
Back in my earlier years when 2 men wanted the same thing bad enough, one would say I'll arm wrestle you for it. Then both men would do their best to beat the other guy take the other guys arm down so he would be the one to get what both of them want. To me this is exactly what Jesus is doing with satan. He is saying I Love these people so much I'll arm wrestle you for them. Jesus Loves us, and he is there to win, and Save us, and Fight for us. Satan only wants us so he can destroy and torture us in Hell as long as he can before he and Hell are thrown forever into the abyss. I keep this a my desktop wallpaper because it reminds me the Jesus is Fighting against all those who are out to harm me Always.
Look closely, Who is bigger. Who's side takes the most space? Who looks like he is really straining for what little chance he has? who is steady and unchanged? who seems to be controlling the situation?
I'm already on the winning side... are you?
-Tim, age 14
I THINK JESUS GONNA WIN....BUT IT'S ART. YOU NOTICE NEITHER JESUS OR SATAN ARE WINNING, THEY APPEAR TO JUST BE HOLDING AT EVEN....SHOWING IMMORTAL AND MORTAL BALANCE BETWEEN DARK AND LIGHT, GOOD AND BAD. EXCELLENT ART BY MY INTERPRETATION.
Lmfao....
satan will certainly lose anyway haha for God is powerful enough=)
First of neither God or Satan exist. Both are fairy tales created by idiots. Second I would support satan all the way. Satan wanted equality which seems reasonable but God being the egotistical faggot he is kicks him out. Theres your idiot religion in a nutshell.
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