You mean I've been collecting my fart gases in plastic baggies for the last three years for nothing?
I was beginning to get suspicious when the city wouldn't pick them up with my recycling. But I knew for sure I had been hoodwinked when Pelosi and Reid passed no cap and trade plan for fart gases.
I'm pissed!
I guess I'll have to start recycling my piss instead. One day someone might invent a way to power a vehicle with piss, although fart gas seemed more promising.
You mean I've been collecting my fart gases in plastic baggies for the last three years for nothing?
ReplyDeleteI was beginning to get suspicious when the city wouldn't pick them up with my recycling. But I knew for sure I had been hoodwinked when Pelosi and Reid passed no cap and trade plan for fart gases.
I'm pissed!
I guess I'll have to start recycling my piss instead. One day someone might invent a way to power a vehicle with piss, although fart gas seemed more promising.