Thursday, November 4, 2010

How to get from Fort Worth, TX to China

1) Go to Google Maps

2) Hit "Get Directions"

3) Type in "Fort Worth, TX" in blank A

4) Type "China" in blank B

Pay particular attention to the instructions for getting across the Pacific Ocean. 

Google is pure, undiluted greatness ! 
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4 comments:

  1. Hot SamNovember 04, 2010

    That's so bogus. The directions take me all the way up to Puget Sound. I can carry my kayak three blocks to Ocean Beach.

    I tried Tierra del Fuego and it couldn't provide directions.

    Bogota, Colombia
    Mexico City

    No dice.

    I couldn't even get directions to Tijuana which is right across the border. Now I'll miss the donkey show.

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  2. bobzmooseNovember 05, 2010

    Tried it for Japan from Arizona. Worked like a charm.

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  3. The FreeholderNovember 05, 2010

    Hysterically funny!

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  4. The Whited SepulchreNovember 06, 2010

    Sometimes they have you go to Puget Sound, and sometimes you get a layover in Hawaii.
    I think it has to do with peak travel times, ocean congestion, etc.

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