I've affirmed elsewhere that I'm a McCain supporter.
But this is why I'm wishing good things for Barack Obama.
This could happen here.
Thank you, Mississippi, for supporting Obama. You guys came through big time.
Thank you, Ted Kennedy, for endorsing Obama. I love you like a brother, Mr. Kennedy.
Thank you, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, for endorsing Obama.
Thanks to John McCain for acting as strategic reserve, in case Obama falters.
My friend David G once told me I should say something nice about Al Gore sometime.
This hurts. This hurts bad.
Al, thanks for NOT endorsing your running mate's spouse for President. I admire you for that.
David, I'm still in training. That's the best I could do.
To the fine Christian employees of The Teamster's Union: Thank you, thank you, for getting behind Obama.
To Hulk Hogan: Thanks for your Obama endorsement. Every little bit counts. Love your movies.
I've seen things that no man should see and survive.
Ask the kids to leave the room. Sign the waiver/release form. If you have a headset, put it on. You don't want the cat to hear this.
I'm going to go to bed now....But, to paraphrase Mark Twain, not before I spend a few hours praying for the damnation of the human race.
Video from Wonkette
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The journey to loving Al begins with this first tentative step. I'm proud of you and I'll be there for you.
DG in FW
That was evil. And to think I suffered that before my morning cup of joe.
OH MY GOD.
That's all that really needs to be said. I think I just threw up a little in my throat...
DG,
Thanks for your support in this time of trial. I'm still recovering from my initial viewing of that video.
My next tentative step in embracing Gore might be to declare that Al Gore's daughters are really, really hot.
But that's as far as I can go.
Sooby,
You really need to know DG. DG, this is Subadei. Subadei has all sorts of knowledge about Foreign Policy. Middle East and China in particular. You two could geek out at levels beyond my imagination. DG, hit Subadei's link, check things out.
Sandersonmom,
If you can survive this afternoon's field trip, you can survive anything. Be strong....
-TWS
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