We need to talk theology for a few minutes.
Judge Roy Moore, an Alabama Republican, is back in the news. Here's
the Montgomery Advertiser:
Roy Moore said about 2 a.m. Wednesday that even though he had not been declared the winner of the Republican primary for chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court that he expected to win without a runoff.
“Statistically, there is just no way we’re going to have a runoff in this race,” the former chief justice said to reporters just before leaving his election night headquarters.
Moore, the former chief justice who was removed from office refusing a federal judge’s order, said about two hours earlier that, with him well ahead of his two competitors in the Republican primary, “the people have spoken.”
Moore was eventually removed from office during his previous judgeship because he wouldn't remove his Ten Commandments statue from his courtroom. Later on he built this large statue of the Ten Commandments and had it placed in the courthouse yard.
The man does love his statues. You could safely call him the
Raymond Nasher of Montgomery, if not all of Etowah County.
Moore is well known for two legal fights over the 10 Commandments.
As a judge in Etowah County, he placed a small plaque with the commandments in his courtroom. The American Civil Liberties Union sued unsuccessfully to try to have the plaque removed.
As chief justice, Moore had a more than two-ton granite monument that included the 10 Commandments placed in the rotunda of the state’s judicial building. Several organizations including the ACLU sued over the monument and a federal judge ordered Moore to remove it. Believing the order was illegal, Moore refused and was removed from office.
As a devout, foot-washing, snake-handling Libertarian, I should be objecting to Moore's statue of the Ten Commandments because of separation of church and state. Yeah, I shouldn't support my courthouses being decorated with statues of The Big Ten, scrolls from the Torah, plaques from the Kabbalah, needlepoint samplers from the Koran, or paint-by-numbers quotes from the
Flying Spaghetti Monster (Bless His Noodly Appendage).
But I have to object to Moore's statue on theological grounds.
Here's why. Here's Commandment number three in its entirety:
Exodus 20:4....Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Moore's statue doesn't feature the entire verse. (It's kind of wordy, and would take too long to chisel.)
With his 10 Commandments statue, Judge Roy Moore has created a graven image of a law that outlaws
all graven images. We aren't supposed to create
any likenesses of any thing on heaven, earth, or in the water.
Read it again, folks.
Exodus 20:4....Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Commandment #3, which Moses supposedly brought down from the mountain, outlaws statues, paintings, pencil sketches, needlepoint samplers, that old photo of your grandparents, carvings of Christ on the cross, Michelangelo's Pieta, the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, your senior portrait, your baby pictures, half of the internet, most stained glass windows, all art that isn't totally abstract, and
the cover of Roy Moore's book.
I repeat: This crazed Alabama Republican has made a statue of a set of laws that outlaw statues.
I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Ordinarily I would link to the sources for all of these pictures graven images, but I don't want to spread sin.