The Infancy Narratives Of Barack Obama

I'm writing something called "The Infancy Narratives Of Barack Obama".

My intent is to compile all of the miracles, parables, and healings performed by the Obamessiah during his formative years of 1961 - 1979.

Whether or not these stories will be seen as "scripture" by later generations is not my concern.

If you were in Hawaii or Kansas during the Barackian childhood and can give witness to his early life and ministry, please let me know. I'm especially interested in the Era Of Indonesian Exile, and need a first-person account of the attempt to feed 5,000 with a $6 Wendy's gift certificate.

I already have the story of when he laid hands on a blind man and made him lame. Don't bother with that one.