It's already been done.
The same lines, over and over and over again.
We had the introduction of Joe The Plumber, Bob The Builder, etc.
All I could think of was Dr. Ralph's McGregor The Fence Builder.
For a while, I considered answering the questions myself.... But most of the questions (from Fort Worth's own Bob Schieffer) had such an assumed bias of "how should government solve this problem?" that I blew it off.
McCain needed a home run, and he didn't hit it.
If you're wondering about the offensive anti-Sarah Palin T-shirts at the Obama rallies that John McCain mentioned? Click here.
I can't imagine anyone remaining excited about either of these guys.
We're 10 trillion in debt, the baby boomers'll be retiring soon, I can't find any high school graduates who can read a tape measure, the BiPartisans recently gave a trillion dollars to millionaires to keep the stock market from doing what it did today, we're in a war that won't be resolved in my lifetime, and the debate, once again, was over whether the candidates should be using hatchets or scalpels.
A pox on both their houses....
Go Bob Barr.
The magazine cover of the four dogs, like so many other good things in life, is from Counting Cats.