Arlen Specter, The Magic Bullet, The Stimulus Package, and gullibility in general

Senator Arlen Specter, who served The Mommy Party by allowing LBJ a smooth transition into the Oval Office, was the Warren Commission attorney who came up with the Single Bullet Theory. The Single Bullet Theory states that Lee Harvey Oswald selected the least likely spot in downtown Dallas to fire "The Magic Bullet", a bullet which somehow rattled around inside various politicians like a ball bearing inside a pinball machine for a few minutes.
The activity of the Magic Bullet is best described on the JFK Lancer site:

"According to the Warren Report the missile hit JFK in the posterior neck, then without striking any hard object passed through the neck to exit at the front of his throat. It then entered Texas Governor John B. Connally's back at the right arm pit, sliding along his fifth rib, demolishing four inches of the rib before it exited his chest below the right nipple. The bullet then allegedly struck and shattered the radius of the right wrist on the dorsal side, then exited at the base of his palm and hit his left thigh just about the knee. The Report then asserts that CE 399 traveled about three inches beneath the surface of the skin, hit the femur and deposited a lead fragment on the bone. Then, sometime later, with a spasm of reverse kinetic energy it spontaneously exited the hole in Connally's thigh and neatly tucked itself under the mattress of a stretcher parked in a hallway of the Parkland Memorial Hospital that the Report asserted was linked to the wounded governor. There it rested calmly under the mattress waiting for its rendezvous with history."

Is there anyone who can watch this video without wondering who was facing JFK's limo, instead of who was several floors above it?



Senator Specter went on to serve The Mommy Party by voting for the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.
If he can believe in the Magic Bullet, then Obama's Recovery plan wasn't much of a stretch.

After a long career in service to The Mommy Party, Senator Specter is now formalizing the pre-existing arrangement by changing logos and becoming a formal member of The Mommy Party.
This is a disappointment to Libertarians everywhere, since Specter had long been used to prove that there really isn't much difference between the two factions running our government.