Other topics for this teacher to throw out for her class' paper on 'Moby Dick':"If a whale bit your leg off, would you poop in its airhole?""If your First Mate, Starbuck, knocked you over, would you feed him to the whale that bit your leg off?""If your new whaler, Ishmael, scares off the whale that ate your leg, would you beat him with your whalebone leg, and then fart in his face?"Much more germane to the book.
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Other topics for this teacher to throw out for her class' paper on 'Moby Dick':
"If a whale bit your leg off, would you poop in its airhole?"
"If your First Mate, Starbuck, knocked you over, would you feed him to the whale that bit your leg off?"
"If your new whaler, Ishmael, scares off the whale that ate your leg, would you beat him with your whalebone leg, and then fart in his face?"
Much more germane to the book.
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