Unusually cold temperatures in Southern California continued, with Los Angeles International Airport setting a record low on Friday.Can we say "coolest summer ever" for L.A. ? Or is it too early?
LAX got to only 67 degrees, breaking a record set in 1926, according to the National Weather Service.
Unfortunately, none of those schemes are in place. Yet. It would be a shame if we got the good effects before the good causes were put into place by our government. Less-informed people might start thinking that there was no relationship between our behavior and the weather.
For tens of thousands of years, superstitious people have believed that when we anger The Gods, it causes changes in the weather. The spring rains don't come. The corn harvest is puny. It must be because of something that we did.
Therefore we do rain dances, throw virgins into the volcano, make chicken sacrifices to The Corn God, put a carbon-trading scam in place, purchase a Prius, or pray. They are equally effective.
If earth continues cooling, people will stop feeling guilty and will stop making sacrifices to
Senator James Inhofe will be punished for allowing his family to build this obscene structure during Washington D.C.'s Global Cooling scare last year. (Luke 17:2 "It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin.") You can look it up !
Pray for heat. Pray, pray, pray. All bad things should always be our fault. Repent. Sacrifice. For we are guilty, guilty, guilty of doing things that are bad, bad, bad.
I'm gonna go sacrifice a goat. Have a good day ! (But don't you dare feel good about it.)