"When Hil told me you were having Michelle run a childhood anti-obesity campaign, I said, 'But her butt is like this big.'"
Obama: "I'm Barack Obama? The President of The United States? Stay classy, America?"Producer (off screen): Dang it! Bill Clinton came in and put question marks after every sentence into the President's Teleprompter!
Hey, Bill, guess who I am: 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky'.
A headline direct from Clinton Global Initiative's website, MyCommitment.org, - "Help 7th Graders Become World Leaders"
With apologies to Mel Brooks..."Oh, de Camptown Ladies sing this song,Do-dah, do-dah,De Camptown reacetrack's five miles long..."
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