This is what makes me nuts.
I'm talking.....insane.
Chewing on the table legs.
Shit it my hat, pull it down to my ears, and call myself Hillary Clinton.
Sit out on the front porch with a jar of peanut butter and spend a day trying to spread it exactly 3/16ths of an inch thick.
That kind of crazy. Crazier than a rodeo goat or a shithouse rat.
Let me tell you how absolutely, totally nuts this make me....
I had a great-uncle who was a bit too close to his mom, and when she passed away, he spent all of his time out at the cemetery. He was in his early twenties.
One day he took a break from hanging out at the graveyard and sat down and played the piano for a few minutes. He was cranking along pretty well and then played a horrible discordant whonking racket, and went catatonic.
He didn't say another word to another person for about 50 years. He died in Whitfield, the Mississippi asylum for the insane.
That's how crazy this makes me.
Here's Gallup:
the people who are waking up the fluctuations in distrust of government power.
Ok, which two parties grow the government? That would be the Republicans and the Democrats.
Check out the debt levels. We really are going to have to pay this money back to somebody.
Do you see how the debt level goes down when there's a Republican president vs. a Democrat president?
Do you see how the debt level goes down when there's a Republican congress vs. a Democrat congress?
I don't either.
So why, oh why, do people keep voting for those teams of clowns? This makes me insane. I have a piano in my bedroom, and am starting to play the old gospel hymn "I Surrender All", but with nothing but tritones in the left hand.
The Libertarian Party awaits.
72% of you no longer trust the government.
We'll kill it for you if the cognitive dissonance doesn't kill me first.
.
I'm talking.....insane.
Chewing on the table legs.
Shit it my hat, pull it down to my ears, and call myself Hillary Clinton.
Sit out on the front porch with a jar of peanut butter and spend a day trying to spread it exactly 3/16ths of an inch thick.
That kind of crazy. Crazier than a rodeo goat or a shithouse rat.
Let me tell you how absolutely, totally nuts this make me....
I had a great-uncle who was a bit too close to his mom, and when she passed away, he spent all of his time out at the cemetery. He was in his early twenties.
One day he took a break from hanging out at the graveyard and sat down and played the piano for a few minutes. He was cranking along pretty well and then played a horrible discordant whonking racket, and went catatonic.
He didn't say another word to another person for about 50 years. He died in Whitfield, the Mississippi asylum for the insane.
That's how crazy this makes me.
Here's Gallup:
Seventy-two percent of Americans say big government is a greater threat to the U.S. in the future than is big business or big labor, a record high in the nearly 50-year history of this question. The prior high for big government was 65% in 1999 and 2000. Big government has always topped big business and big labor, including in the initial asking in 1965, but just 35% named it at that time.Here's a chart showing
Ok, which two parties grow the government? That would be the Republicans and the Democrats.
Check out the debt levels. We really are going to have to pay this money back to somebody.
Do you see how the debt level goes down when there's a Republican president vs. a Democrat president?
Do you see how the debt level goes down when there's a Republican congress vs. a Democrat congress?
I don't either.
So why, oh why, do people keep voting for those teams of clowns? This makes me insane. I have a piano in my bedroom, and am starting to play the old gospel hymn "I Surrender All", but with nothing but tritones in the left hand.
The Libertarian Party awaits.
72% of you no longer trust the government.
We'll kill it for you if the cognitive dissonance doesn't kill me first.
.
2 comments:
The survey was worthless because it offered only three choices. Few people believe that big business or big labor are major threats to future American, so the most logical choice was big government.
I can think of other choices for such a survey: massive national debt, international terrorism, economic domination by China, open immigration, revolution by the financially screwed-over young, failure of our K-college education system, etc.
Dear Mr P,
Please be aware that "Chewing on the table legs" and subsequent activities you describe may be a sufficient reason that could possibly annul your (new and affordable) health insurance policy and other benefits gifted to you by your caring government.
The regional commissar.
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