In which Jesse Jackson Jr. proposes a constitutional right to an Ipod and a laptop

Here's noted manufactuer and constitutional law expert Jesse Jackson Jr., proposing a constitutional amendment to give every ghetto kid a "right" to an Ipod and a laptop.  Imagine if someone had proposed similar sentiments 30 years ago.

"Every ghetto kid should have a constitutional right to... an 8-track tape player !  And then a Sony Walkman !  And then a Betamax ! And every child in these United States should have a constitutional right to a TRS-80 !!! No, wait, a Commodore 360 !!

And if you take the time to watch the video, he really does frame all of this lunacy in terms of creating jobs.

We are slowly, slowly losing our minds.
 

Barack Obama's Manhood Is In Danger ! ! !

Several months ago, Newsweek magazine referenced Michelle Obama possibly being an "emasculating" influence on Barack Obama. Mrs. Obama denied any such ability. But Newseek used the same quote three times in one issue, an obsession which I thought strange enough to write about.

Now Jesse Jackson has expressed an urge to emasculate Barack Obama. The unfortunate Reverend Jackson was caught on tape.

What is there about Barack Obama's manhood that makes it such a highly coveted item?

When Lyndon Johnson ruled the Senate he claimed to know how certain colleagues would vote, stating "I've got his p***er in my pocket".

Is it just a matter of time before Obama's manhood winds up in the pocket of those who want to claim it as their own? And, if so, is the object in question entitled to additional Secret Service protection?

Addition from 9:00 p.m.... here's some video and sound of the Jesse Jackson Obama comments. This will turn into a Press Agentry/Publicist case study that will be studied for decades.