Thursday, July 10, 2008

Barack Obama's Manhood Is In Danger ! ! !

Several months ago, Newsweek magazine referenced Michelle Obama possibly being an "emasculating" influence on Barack Obama. Mrs. Obama denied any such ability. But Newseek used the same quote three times in one issue, an obsession which I thought strange enough to write about.

Now Jesse Jackson has expressed an urge to emasculate Barack Obama. The unfortunate Reverend Jackson was caught on tape.

What is there about Barack Obama's manhood that makes it such a highly coveted item?

When Lyndon Johnson ruled the Senate he claimed to know how certain colleagues would vote, stating "I've got his p***er in my pocket".

Is it just a matter of time before Obama's manhood winds up in the pocket of those who want to claim it as their own? And, if so, is the object in question entitled to additional Secret Service protection?

Addition from 9:00 p.m.... here's some video and sound of the Jesse Jackson Obama comments. This will turn into a Press Agentry/Publicist case study that will be studied for decades.


Sew daze said...

He may not have is p**cker in his pocket, but does he have his low hanging nuts??

Anonymous said...

I love it!! So great! So Funny. So worth reading!!! That signature pic fembuttx is worth millions! Thanks WS.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

Please don't compliment, acknowledge, or refer to fembuttx. It just encourages her.
And causes her to make Manufacturing Jokes that no one can understand but the select few.

sandersonmom said...

Encouragement is good for her. It keeps her busy.
Please help the select few that have to work with her.

Sew daze said...

Manufacturing jokes? Everyone understands the following terms: Low hanging nuts, eat my taco, fellatio my halibut etc etc. Thank you Suzette for your support!!

Dr Ralph said...

In my humble, pinko/commie/socialist, soft-on-terrorism view, Barack lost his nuts when he voted to approve the FISA legislation (otherwise known as the next step in our slow national march to becoming a police state).

Shame on him.

Anonymous said...

WOW!, I never knew/thought he had any!

TarrantLibertyGuy said...

So, if you know how Sens. Kay Bailey-Hutchison and Barbara Boxer is going to vote, what of theirs would you have in your pocket?

Fembuttx should probably recuse herself from this hypothetical question.