The Coffee Party

From The Washington Post, quoting someone named Annabel Park, the founder of yet another political movement:

let's start a coffee party . . . smoothie party. red bull party. anything but tea. geez. ooh how about cappuccino party? that would really piss 'em off becuse it sounds elitist . . . let's get together and drink cappuccino and have real political dialogue with substance and compassion.



From The Charlie Foxtrot Blog:

But unlike what is stated, it does not "piss me off because it sounds elitist", it just proves the point that they are elitist....
And they continue to wonder why they are called limo liberals, gucci marxists, and champagne socialists....

So yes, Coffee Party members, let's meet at Starbucks and sip our cappuccinos and wallow in our elitism and discuss what's best for Joe Sixpack.  We need more control over him and his overall tackiness.  And let's insist on FairTrade coffee while we do it.  None of our money should go to anyone with incorrect attitudes. 
I don't make any of this stuff up.