Thursday, January 8, 2009

Caption Contest - Presidential Edition

I need a caption for this historic photo.






Hit the "Captions" label below to see Procrustes' winning entry to the previous "Hawgs Gone Wild" edition of the contest.

13 comments:

Dr Ralph said...

Okay, who farted?

Browncoat Libertarian said...
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Browncoat Libertarian said...

Match the President with the phrase:

a) Blew it
b) Blowed it up
c) Ballooned
d) Blew it too
e) Blown

Nick M said...

Dr Ralph,
You utter sod. You stole my er... thunder. I think it's fairly clear that Jimmy Carter let one off on the sly.

OK. Now I have to make something up on the fly...

How about, "Five Guys named Mo (taxes)"?

Nick M said...

... and it stank of peanuts.

Flee said...

The Five Presients, from left to right, CIA, PDA, MIA, BJ, and DOA

Tim Lebsack said...

Mrs. Clinton was unavailable at photo time.

Nick M said...

Ma'am, can you positively identify any of these as the man who stole your hand-bag on Seventh and Main on the 23rd of December?

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Tim,
Mrs Clinton might be unavailable but Ms Lewinsky was under the desk and Jimmy just had the most fun he's had since 1976.

Gar said...

You Democrats would do a lot better if you'd keep it in the family. Maybe you should change your name to Clarter or something. And do something about your hair.

Dr Ralph said...

I have to say, I was ready to declare for Browncoat Libertarian after his first post...

Flee's, while subtle, is exceedingly clever and right on the money as well.

Browncoat Libertarian said...

Yeah, Flee got closer to what I was shooting for in the clever department. Clinton being second to last in the photo screwed it up for me. I suppose I've studied too much comedy for my own good because I HAD to have Clinton be the punchline.

Yes, I'm way too analytical...probably why I'm a libertarian. (see, doing it again...lol!)

Browncoat Libertarian said...

For the record, here's the first version that Doc Ralph was referring to:

From left to right:

Blew it in '92,
Ballooned in '08,
Blew it up in '03
Blown in '95,
Blew it in '80

I'll leave it up to you as to the better version :^)