Move along people, nothing to see here. Keep moving folks, keep moving, this isn't corruption. None of this is as it seems. You're holding up traffic. Stop looking at this. These are not the Droids you are looking for. The Quid is far enough away from the Pro Quo. No corruption here. Totally unrelated. Stop gawking, please, you're holding up traffic.
Instapundit. Picture of Officer Barbrady came from here.