Monday, April 26, 2010

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen express their concern for the planet

Here's a 30-second video of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady asking us to turn off all our lights for Earth Hour

Brady's wife, ultra-super-duper-model Gisele Bundchen, has been named the U.N.'s "environmental ambassador" because of her willingness to make environmentally-correct noises whenever someone pulls the string in the back of her neck.  Here's a sample quote:

On climate change, Gisele noted, "Climate change is something we can't deny? It affects all of us. At the end of the day, it's our planet ? we all have to feel accountable."

Here's a picture of the new Brady/Bundchen home. Lord have mercy.

All Prius-driving, toilet paper-recycling, cow fart-suppressing Disciples Of The Cult Of Gore just had their efforts negated.
This monster has 20,000 square feet of space, with an elevator and a freakin' lagoon.  It has a SIX CAR GARAGE. 

The new Brady/Bunchen Carbon Blaster is even worse than Al Gore's house.

It's not quite as bad as Thomas Friedman's house

But it is incredible. 
I'll believe that we have an environmental crisis when all the Global Warming spokesmodels start living like it is a crisis. 


Anonymous said...

You should also the note the endless bottles of Smart Water (uh, bottled water is one of the worst offenders of the environment) but one can't bite the hand that feeds the mouths, eh? (I think I saw some toxic dish-washing soap, too, but I can't confirm!)

Anonymous said...

Al Gore - hypocrite and truth distorter. With monstrous mansions requiring boodles of energy to heat in winter and cool in summer plus gas guzzling SUVs and a floating palace called a house boat it would be interesting to know just how much all that contributes to his thesis on global warming.