This is like the old manufacturing/trucking joke where you send a rookie employee after the board stretcher. Or ask him to go get the left-handed monkey wrench. Or ask him to change out the spark plugs on a diesel engine. Or bring back a bucket of grinder sparks.
(I once sent a driver to Home Depot to get cans of Dehydrated Water. It worked beautifully. His supervisor called me about an hour later, asking what the hell was I doing to her driver. We laughed for days.)
Anyway, here are some people from CFACT asking Climate Change Conference attendees to sign a petition banning Dihydrogen Monoxide. That would be H2O. Water.
In the first few minutes, they also get some signatures on a petition calling for the immediate "destabilization of the U.S. economy".
They'll sign anything, as long as it's green and wholesome.