You mean I've been collecting my fart gases in plastic baggies for the last three years for nothing?
I was beginning to get suspicious when the city wouldn't pick them up with my recycling. But I knew for sure I had been hoodwinked when Pelosi and Reid passed no cap and trade plan for fart gases.
I'm pissed!
I guess I'll have to start recycling my piss instead. One day someone might invent a way to power a vehicle with piss, although fart gas seemed more promising.
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You mean I've been collecting my fart gases in plastic baggies for the last three years for nothing?
I was beginning to get suspicious when the city wouldn't pick them up with my recycling. But I knew for sure I had been hoodwinked when Pelosi and Reid passed no cap and trade plan for fart gases.
I'm pissed!
I guess I'll have to start recycling my piss instead. One day someone might invent a way to power a vehicle with piss, although fart gas seemed more promising.
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