Wednesday, September 28, 2011

From the people who want to control the economy, your health, police the world, and lower sea-levels

Here are the press credentials for the next Teleprompter Jesus campaign trip. 
The states where the Teleprompter will be installed are shown in white. 

Note to the Brits, Aussies and Canadians who visit this site regularly:  Denver, the last city on the list of Teleprompter stops, is in Colorado.  The Obama team highlighted Wyoming instead. 
Hey, a square state is a square state. 


kerrcarto said...

Don't worry, there are 57 more for them to chose from.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

(It's amazing how many people don't get the reference to the Obamessiah's 57 state gaffe.)

Nick said...

I shit you not, this morning on the train there was a Chinese man in his 20s running through a set of flash cards for the 50 states. They showed the state flag, the capital, the approximate population, etc.

I didn't ask what he was doing, but my guess is that he was studying for his citizenship test. Here are some sample questions from that test.

And here are the official flash cards for studying for the citizenship test.

I wonder what percent of Americans would pass.

I wonder if the President would pass.

The Freeholder said...

So which state is Colorado? #51, 52 or what?