Tuesday, January 7, 2014

An Inconvenient Freezing Of Al Gore's Ass

Damn, it's cold in Fort Worth Texas....



Anonymous said...


Good thing Australia's not part of the globe, eh mate? Good thing your readers think climate and weather are exactly the same thing or they'd think you're treating them like idiots. Good thing if you turn those charts (that show temps climbing year by year) on their sides, we see the temps are actually decreasing. Wonder who actually believe this denial idiocy. I've got a bridge to sell them.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

There are two kinds of people in this world.
Those who believe that the polar ice caps will be gone in 2013, and those who don't.
Pick a side. If you deny that they'll be gone in 2013, you are obviously a stooge for Big Oil.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

And yeah, I know...
All warming is "climate".
All cooling is "weather".

Anonymous said...

[Saw this web goodie. Bernie]

Gore's Global Warming Secret

You'll never guess what initially inspired Al Gore's "temperature" mania - the one that's raised our tempers.
Well, Gore is from Tennessee where you can hear Bible belt preachers warning about "Hell fire" in the next life.
And Gore, concerned about this life, is surrounded by those who also know about the prediction in Revelation (chapter 16) of the coming time when a change in the sun will result in humans being "scorched with great heat"!
It wouldn't be convenient if folks were to discover that Gore, a liberal, was influenced by the handbook closely associated with Christian fundamentalists!
If Tennessee fundy preachers could look at the same predictions-packed apocalyptic book and stretch forward in time some future events, Gore could surely do the same thing and stretch forward the "great heat" and turn it into cold cash.
All of us are well aware of the incredible influence that the Gore-orrhea plague has had on the whole world including the White House!
But Gore's overlooked another Bible verse which says that "there is nothing hid that shall not be revealed."
The real "inconvenient truth" is that the SS Al Gore is now stuck in ice - and what we need is a Gorebreaker!