Saturday, January 11, 2014

But honey, God wants me to have these boots !!

Here's a storefront that is about two miles from my current office. 
If the police ever find stolen property in the place, the owners will find themselves in a theological minefield, right? 

Did God create Jimmy knowing that Jimmy would eventually steal those shirts and take them to God's Will Resale and swap them for cash? 

If I buy some stolen shirts from God's Will Resale, and then learn that they're stolen property, am I morally obligated to return them, even though God wanted me to have them? 

And why do bad things happen to good people? 

The mind recoils....



PcTanya said...

All stolen goods have been blessed. As you will be if you enter this establishment.......many times. You are even misted with holy water as you enter and exit. There is a prayer bar. And a confessional. Which also doubles as the ladies room. I was having a spiritual experience in did not require absolution. Just two flushes.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

Fembuttx RIP
Long Live PcTanya