Here's a link to The Death Clock, an online mechanism that tells you when you're probably going to die. It's based on age, attitude, whether or not you smoke, height, and weight. If you need help calculating your Body Mass Index, click here. The number will appear inside the heart on the drawing.
Y'all have fun without me. If you look at Item #9 on my previous post, I might not outlive General Motors.
Regular commenters, please let me know when you're going to join me at Greenwood Cemetery.