Your share of the stimulus package

Mommy Party senators are feverishly working to get a few Daddy Party senators on board with the stimulus package.
They will be succesful.

But, you ask, what was the purpose of the earlier "Hell No" votes against the stimulus package in the House of Representatives?
It lets the Daddy Party say they were against it before they were for it. Nothing more.


If they were to vote against the stimulus, their states might not get their allotment of swill when it is dumped into the trough.


This thing is a done deal. Start buying land, gold, silver and other precious metals. Dollars are about to be worthless.

But what if you don't have any money to purchase land, gold, silver or other precious metals? What if you're one of the many Americans with tons of debt, which is one of the many factors that brought on the recession?

Great news ! We're going to get ourselves out of the recession by adding additional tons of debt ! (Most of the actual spending in this bill won't take place this year, but we must act now !)

At a cost of $937 billion, with only 138 million taxpayers in the land, your share of this abortion is $6,700.00. (Oh, you don't believe in paying taxes? Or maybe you work very hard to find as many tax deductions as possible? It's good to have you here anyway. I get so few Democrat politicians on this site.)


For a cynic, this is a great time to be alive.

The picture of "Uncle Sam's Empty Head Showering Dollars From Above" came from here.