Monday, August 9, 2010

Why we need SWAT teams:

From the Nevada Union:

At 12:32 p.m., a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno had beaten up the caller's son and might have killed him.


Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who the caller reported as being “really violent,” allegedly had been driving the caller's truck. The caller wanted the Nevada County Sheriff's Office to activate the SWAT team.

2 comments:

JT said...

Despite your excellent photo accompaniment, I at first thought that "Midgets from Fulton Avenue" was the name of a gang or something. Is Fulton Avenue some sort of notorious midget hang out? I thought 'midgets' was now politically incorrect terminology.

Well, if the SWAT team responded, I hope no one's dog got shot.

ΛΕΟΝΙΔΑΣ said...

Allen,

A bit of advice: be careful about using material found in Nevada newspapers.