Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. (Stolen shamelessly from "The Hangover.")
Revenge at Brokeback Mountain:-)
After he hung his chaps up on the wall, he said: "Thanks for the ride Whited". The Whited went back to eating his Lucky Charms. "No hair off my back." He retorted.
Shown here are the Blownstar 2009 tag-team mutton bustin' champions... Tenny Shoes (left) and his partner, Perv Vert (right).
These two are wanted for questioning regarding the theft of inflatable sheep in Bandera County. Please call the Bandera County Sheriff's Office toll free at 1-800-EWE-BUST .
I finally understand "Don't ask, Don't Tell".
Fembuttx is becoming the New York Yankees of captioning... Another good one today! My feeble try - a short playlet called "... and Deep Too!"Whited: "Them your ass-less chaps on the wall?"Dude: "Yep"Whited: "That your rifle holster?"Dude: "Nope. It's a matching codpiece"Whited: Seems kinda long?Dude: (drops towel) "Like a backrub, pardner?"Whited: (shocked - quickly averts eys and eats baked beans in uncomfortable silence) .....annnnd scene. thank you!
Good one Tarrant...I am sure they stroked the cow heads hanging on the wall whilst all the dialouge was taking place.
What happens in Blownstar...stays in Blownstar.
BTW - "Blownstar" and that photo are a pretty unfortunate coupling (as is the use of the word "coupling").
Who made the first move?
"Well, ya know what they say 'bout Texas dontcha?"..."Ahyeap...only two things from Texas.. steers and queers...""Ahyeap..."Dave in Pa
The new Cowboy Collection from Cindy Crawford's Rooms To Go line. Zero percent financing until 2050 (inventory isn't moving very fast). In a recent press release Cindy referenced trying to appeal to a new demographic.
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