There's going to be nothing left of you but a greasy spot.
That's the message of this video, and it is not a parody. It's a fantasy.
What you're about to see was produced by a group called 10:10, who want everyone to reduce their carbon emissions by 10%. Or else.
There's a link at the bottom of this post where you can read 10:10's apology to the environmental movement for pulling back the curtain too far. Hell, we've now seen behind the curtain, the man behind the curtain, his underwear, his hernia scar, and that tattoo he got during that wild trip to New Orleans.
Goodgodalmighty, they should also apologize to their mothers, their children, and everyone who knows them.
Don't they know that in the last century, governments killed 200 million of their own citizens?
Here's Ed Morrissey on what you're about to see:
What makes this fascinating is that the people who produce this dreck have no clue as to just how far removed they have become from normal human sensibilities, or at least they didn’t until the video began provoking the fully-predictable reaction. They have become so wrapped up in Gaia that they seem to have little connection to humanity.
(Go here if you want to learn more about the mindset of the lady with the sign. It's a subject for another day.)
The most alarming part of the video? To me it is when the office workers slowly start raising their hands, looking around to see if everyone else is raising theirs. They look like they don't agree with what is being asked of them, but they are afraid to express anything except mindless conformity.
Otherwise, you see, the nice man might hit his red button. Get in line, you mindless sheep. Start goose-stepping. You see, there's No Pressure.
Ok, enough ranting. Here's the video.
Hope everyone has a great Saturday. I'm going to dispatch 6 semi-tractor drivers and have them ride around Fort Worth all day, just for the hell of it.
I'm turning on every light in the damn house.
The contents of my city-mandated recycling bin are going into the regular garbage.
I'm breaking every CFL ObamaBulb I can find, and dumping the mercury into the sewers.
In a few minutes, people in Abbot, Texas, will be able to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's One More From The Road blasting forth from my stereo, Limey Nanny-Staters with red buttons be damned.
Go here to read an apology from the producers of this mess.
Go here to see Audi's "Green Police" ad, just in case you've forgotten about it. You see, this was not a fluke. The authoritarians among us really do believe that this imagery is appealing.
5 comments:
(Sorry...I removed Cedric's comment by mistake)
The Global Warming Cult
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The New World Order
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Saint Albert, The Goracle
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It's not parody. It's a fantasy.
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Don't they know that in the last century, governments killed 200 million of their own citizens?
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they seem to have little connection to humanity.
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mindless conformity.
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Start goose-stepping.
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The authoritarians among us...
Not a bad effort.
But you could have worked the Nazi angle a little more. Maybe a reference to the UN?
Black helicopters?
Let's face it, this is compelling evidence of the global secret conspiracy.
The secret plan has been finally revealed.
The smoking gun.
Again.
In a video.
Now we all know the secret conspiracy.
No difficult books to read or emails to interpret.
It's all there in the video.
And "they" made it themselves.
Perfect.
They revealed all.
All science, all the time.
;)
My god!
It's even worse that we have all feared.
They admit it all.
THEY ADMIT IT ALL.
Here it is in their own words:
Here's a highly explosive short film
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I'm certain you'll agree that detonating school kids, footballers and movie stars into gory pulp for ignoring their carbon footprints is attention-grabbing.
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Clearly we (...) really think they should be blown up...
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maybe a little amputating would be a good place to start?
"We 'killed' five people
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They also turn out to be surprisingly good at blowing stuff up
Yet the horror continues.
The poor child actor that was forced to make the Nazi propoganda film has been brain-washed into being willing to die for her beliefs:
Jamie Glover, the child-actor who plays the part of Philip and gets blown up, has similarly few qualms: "I was very happy to get blown up to save the world."
Link.
(Suitably hushed silence from the audience as the realisation sets in.)
Where have we heard such words before?
Fascist Japan?
Can you spell Kamakaza? (Kamakizi?)
Hmm, well, can you?
Or how about muslism terrorists?
9/11.
Never forget!
Don't you see?
The Nazis, 9/11, One World Government, the muslisms, NASA?
It's ALL CONNECTED! Wheels within wheels.
We were warned. We were all warned.
But did we listen?
No.
Listen up now. Listen up fast.
They.
Are.
COMING!
The eco-fascist socialist butt-pounders want to blow us up.
They want to tie us up to semtex and push the button!
This is no parody. No.
This is what we must fear.
This is the global conspiracy in your face.
They want to blow up people.
They want to blow up...children.
Can you imagine anything worse?
What will be the Nazi cultists next move down the path of mindless conformity?
(...thoughtful pause...)
Something even more chilling?
Something even more inhuman?
Something even more dastardly?
Blowing blond-haired children up.
Hmm.
How do you top that?
(...another thoughtful pause...)
CANNIBALISM!
That's how.
It's not just about big gibbiment taking our stuff.
No.
It's about them slaking their inhuman desires by gnawing like savages on THE FLESH OF OUR SWEET, SWEET CHILDREN!
NO. GOD NO!
That's "their" ultimate strategy.
Don't just blow the children up.
Eat them.
Could that be their next plan?
Human cannibalism?
Will the UN force us all to eat our own children?
Of course "they" will.
What could be more logical?
It's a...modest proposal.
Yet which country will be first?
Who's children will be slaughtered and then cut up into tasty treats?
Maybe...the Irish?
Is that where this will all end up?
Irish children being eaten.
Start out small?
Just Ireland to begin with?
Yep, thats feasible.
Sounds good.
It's a modest proposal, after all.
The horror, the absolute horror.
"Yet who?" I hear you ask.
Who will be the first innocent Irish child to turned into bacon strips for the sake of the coming New World Order? A giant world order that would dwarf even Gulliver himself?
Well, probably his name will be a common wholesome Irish name like...Johnathan.
(It's a modest name that I've proposed.)
Picture poor terrified little Irish boy Johnathan.
Running for his life from the eco-fascist green abattoir police in their black helicopters.
Poor Johnathan. They will eat you.
This is no parody!
Run, Johnathan, RUN!
Run, Johnathan, fast!
Run, Johnathan, quick!!
Run, Johnathan, rapidly!!!
Run, boy, run.
Run, Johnathan, Swift.
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