ABOUT A MONTH AGO, I "MONETIZED" THIS WEBSITE, MEANING THAT I ALLOWED GOOGLE TO POST SOME ADS HERE.
THIS MEANS THAT EVERY MONTH I'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY COFFEE FOR ONE DAY.
I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES (KING JAMES VERSION) THAT I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT ADS APPEAR HERE.
THE AD THAT JUST CAME UP ON YOUR RIGHT, AS OF SATURDAY, APRIL 3RD, WAS AN AD WITH AN EAGLE ON TOP, INVITING READERS TO "LEARN HOW TO JOIN THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE".
DO NOT HIT THAT AD. DON'T DO IT.
UNTIL THE CURRENT MESSIAH TOOK POWER, REPUBLICANS SPENT MORE THAN DEMOCRATS.
DO NOT CLICK ON THAT AD.
YOUR COMPUTER WILL GET VIRUSES AND YOU'LL BE SPAMMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE REGISTERED IN A FEDERAL DATABASE OF PEDOPHILES.
Plus, Republicans are not going to repeal Obamacare.
I apologize for that offensive advertisement on this otherwise charming website.
6 comments:
That's OK.. it all evens out. Here's some text from your latest ad:
"Official Obama Website
Join Organizing for America and Help Barack Obama Change America!
www.BarackObama.com"
Thank heavens for Firefox and AdBlock.
TLG,
Happy Easter. You're going to hell.
Obnoxio,
It's always good to see your smiling face.
I actually click retarded ads that appear on sites I like.
They take money from the stupid and give them to the good.
Ads for Republicans?
Thus confirming something I have long suspected.
BTW - for once I agree with Obnoxio.
Lol! You just made my day. :-)
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