For years, I've mistakenly thought of Social Security as a Ponzi Scheme. I was wrong.
What's a Ponzi Scheme, you ask?
Here's the U.S. Securities And Exchange Commission's answer:
A Ponzi scheme is an investment fraud that involves the payment of purported returns to existing investors from funds contributed by new investors.
During the recent Republican debate, Texas Governor Rick Perry made a stir by declaring that Social Security was a Ponzi scheme. Lamestream Media outrage immediately blanketed the earth. Animal shelters were working overtime because of the MSNBC Talking Heads having multiple litters of kittens all over their desks. If I remember correctly, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews stood and ceremonially tore their garments and dipped their foreheads in hot vats of black ashes. (I've got it Tivo'd at home, and will correct the names if necessary.) Mitt Romney, in a white heat to look like the responsible adult in the room, rushed to the program's defense. New York Timesians have gathered to reconcile their faith with the inconvenient evidence of Ponzi-ism.
I laughed and laughed. I shouldn't have.
According to Reason magazine, my current source of infallible doctrine, Social Security isn't a Ponzi scheme. Here's why:
1) Ponzi schemes take money from new suckers and use it to pay older suckers. Social Security collects money from new victims, uses some of it to pay previous victims, and spends the rest on stimulus packages, Cash For Clunkers, TARP, wars, prisons, slop, slush, and kickbacks to supporters and government drones. Trillions of dollars from the Social Security Lockbox have been looted in this manner.
2) Ponzi schemes attract their money through fraud and lies. Social Security funds are collected at gunpoint. If you disagree with that statement, try not paying for Social Security.
3) When Ponzi schemes run out of suckers, they collapse. When Social Security starts running low on suckers? The men with guns simply raise your rates. Here's the Cato Institute:
In fact, Social Security taxes have been raised some 40 times since the program began. The initial Social Security tax was 2 percent (split between the employer and employee), capped at $3,000 of earnings. That made for a maximum tax of $60. Today, the tax is 12.4 percent, capped at $106,800, for a maximum tax of $13,234. Even adjusting for inflation, that represents more than an 800 percent increase.
In 1950, every retiree had sixteen Social Security victims working to support him. We now have only three suckers working to support every retired sucker. In 2030, it'll be only two suckerw working to support every retired sucker. Look for the men with guns to increase your rates.
So.... according to Reason magazine, Social Security is not a Ponzi scheme (in the Bernie Madoff sense of the word).
It is something much, much worse.
I regret my previous error.
The vintage poster came from here.
What's a Ponzi Scheme, you ask?
Here's the U.S. Securities And Exchange Commission's answer:
A Ponzi scheme is an investment fraud that involves the payment of purported returns to existing investors from funds contributed by new investors.
During the recent Republican debate, Texas Governor Rick Perry made a stir by declaring that Social Security was a Ponzi scheme. Lamestream Media outrage immediately blanketed the earth. Animal shelters were working overtime because of the MSNBC Talking Heads having multiple litters of kittens all over their desks. If I remember correctly, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews stood and ceremonially tore their garments and dipped their foreheads in hot vats of black ashes. (I've got it Tivo'd at home, and will correct the names if necessary.) Mitt Romney, in a white heat to look like the responsible adult in the room, rushed to the program's defense. New York Timesians have gathered to reconcile their faith with the inconvenient evidence of Ponzi-ism.
I laughed and laughed. I shouldn't have.
According to Reason magazine, my current source of infallible doctrine, Social Security isn't a Ponzi scheme. Here's why:
1) Ponzi schemes take money from new suckers and use it to pay older suckers. Social Security collects money from new victims, uses some of it to pay previous victims, and spends the rest on stimulus packages, Cash For Clunkers, TARP, wars, prisons, slop, slush, and kickbacks to supporters and government drones. Trillions of dollars from the Social Security Lockbox have been looted in this manner.
2) Ponzi schemes attract their money through fraud and lies. Social Security funds are collected at gunpoint. If you disagree with that statement, try not paying for Social Security.
3) When Ponzi schemes run out of suckers, they collapse. When Social Security starts running low on suckers? The men with guns simply raise your rates. Here's the Cato Institute:
In fact, Social Security taxes have been raised some 40 times since the program began. The initial Social Security tax was 2 percent (split between the employer and employee), capped at $3,000 of earnings. That made for a maximum tax of $60. Today, the tax is 12.4 percent, capped at $106,800, for a maximum tax of $13,234. Even adjusting for inflation, that represents more than an 800 percent increase.
In 1950, every retiree had sixteen Social Security victims working to support him. We now have only three suckers working to support every retired sucker. In 2030, it'll be only two suckerw working to support every retired sucker. Look for the men with guns to increase your rates.
So.... according to Reason magazine, Social Security is not a Ponzi scheme (in the Bernie Madoff sense of the word).
It is something much, much worse.
I regret my previous error.
The vintage poster came from here.