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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Big Brother needs your help.


There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.
Big Brother can't keep up with the discussion. He doesn't say what he's going to do with the information. Big Brother just wants to know.
I think Obama's Insurance Destruction program will be a disaster. I believe that old people will be euthanized. I think that people with pre-existing conditions will be forced to sell their pets to buy medicine. I believe that Doctors who treat people outside of Obamacare will be propped against a wall and shot. I believe that people merely wanting a physical will have to bring sleeping bags and multiple meals with them to the Doctor's office.
There. I've said it. Once again, here's the email address to report Enemies Of The State spreading counter-revolutionary doctrines amongst the proletariat: flag@whitehouse.gov
You know what to do. A couple of hundred emails per concerned citizen would be appropriate.
What a bunch of earnest, over-reaching dipwads.
A fresh coat of Whitening to Neal Boortz for the info.