Wednesday, February 27, 2008

William F. Buckley, Jr. R.I.P.

From the National Review online obituary of William F. Buckley, Jr. (1925-2008)



"....When Buckley started National Review — in 1955, at the age of 29 — it was not at all obvious that anti-Communists, traditionalists, constitutionalists, and enthusiasts for free markets would all be able to take shelter under the same tent. Nor was it obvious that all of these groups, even gathered together, would be able to prevail over what seemed at the time to be an inexorable collectivist tide. When Buckley wrote that the magazine would “stand athwart history yelling, ‘Stop!’” his point was to challenge the idea that history, with a capital H, pointed left. Mounting that challenge was the first step toward changing history’s direction. Which would come in due course."
Has anyone other than William F. Buckley ever been so consistently right?
He was in his early 80's. I can't help but think he was holding on long enough to see Castro resign, and to have some assurance of The Clintons' defeat.

His son, Christopher, wrote two of my all-time favorite comic novels, "Thank You For Smoking" and "Boomsday".

Here's an obit from the Adfreak blog:

William F. Buckley Jr., the acid-tongued, staunchly conservative author (40+ books), columnist (since 1979), publishing exec (National Review) and TV host (Firing Line), helped shape the modern media landscape. His reaction to a society increasingly obsessed by celebrity and trivia was rigorously intellectual, intense and probing.
Buckley never stopped at the surface, equivocated about his positions, or suffered fools gladly (“I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said,” he once quipped when presented with a viewpoint in opposition to his own).
Buckley was no friend to the left (“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views”), but he also knew when to stick it to The Man (“It had all the earmarks of a CIA operation; the bomb killed everybody in the room except the intended target!”).
He was feared, beloved, ridiculed, admired and despised.
Though it all, he had an unfailingly playful sense of humor about himself (“Some of my instincts are reprehensible”) and the best diction of any English speaker on the planet. William F. Buckley Jr. died today at his home in Connecticut at age 82.
This seems a fitting end-quote: “I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it, and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.”
—Posted by David Gianatasio



And here's another post on Buckley from Just A Girl In Short Shorts, Talking About Whatever. She has a wonderful closing line....

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Against Racial Gerrymandering

For those of you who are at least 25 years away from your last Civics or American history class, to "gerrymander" is to shift the boundaries of voting districts in an effort to strengthen a particular group, party, or candidate.
In the early 1800's, Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry shifted several districts into a shape that reminded one reporter of a salamander.
Here's the original Tinsdale cartoon that grew out of the exchange:








Here is a more recent example from an anti-gerrymandering site that I picked at random. (Meaning that any discussion of race necessarily involves multiple disclaimers.)

North Carolina's congressional districts once looked like this (they shift a lot, due to the courts.....)











If you need a closeup of the red district, here you go.....Due to population shifts, court decisions, it has probably changed several times since this map was generated. But this shape is my favorite. It grabs every African-American neighborhood possible. The idea is that the only way minorities will have Congressional representation is to draw irrational boundary lines around them. Others argue that instead of every North Carolina district taking African Americans into consideration, only one district now does so. Check this out:















You might notice that the shapes of districts #6 and #7 reach out and grab certain regions. Kinda like Fort Worth reached out and grabbed the American Airlines headquarters several years ago, but for different reasons.
Here's where my beloved Law of Unintended Consequences kicks in, and why I believe voting districts should be race-neutral....

In the Alabama Democratic primary, Obama won the popular vote 300,143 votes to the Clinton's 222,897. But the delegates are awarded by district. Disproportionate numbers of Obama supporters were packed into only one or two districts.





Way to go, guys.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Hillary Clinton, Outmaneuvered Again

I know that a lot of people who read this blog are older than I am.
I know that a lot of you are white.
Many of us think there's no point in turning on a radio, now that we own the Lynyrd Skynyrd Boxed Set.
We see Music Video as a bastard art form that started taking over right about the time Elton John stopped rocking and started working for Disney.
But still.... There are standards to be upheld.
I've put two different YouTube videos on here. Neither video is officially associated with a political campaign.
I think one of them is inspiring, and the other is A Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us.

Here's the second one. White folks adapting Michael Jackson music that's been adapted to pro-Hillary Clinton lyrics....The Mind Recoils.
Don't The Geneva Conventions say something about this? I bet somewhere deep within Guantanamo Bay, some captured terrorists are getting really tired of watching this over and over, and are getting ready to talk.

Democrats, the choice is yours.

A Fable

Unsuspecting people continue to send me this email, not realizing that they're complaining about something that helps makes life great:

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with gas (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in .. AMERICA....

For starters, if Joe can afford all that stuff he's better off than most. But let's look at the other extreme, which is 100% local self-sufficiency....please allow me to tell you about Joe's equivalent on the other side of the world:

Danjuma started the day early, waking to the sound of his NEIGHBOR'S rooster. While his NUMBER TWO WIFE was cooking the yams he had dug yesterday, he rolled off the pallet his OLDEST DAUGHTER had woven for him several years earlier. He stood and stretched inside the mud and straw hut he had built with his FATHER. Stepping into shoes made by his YOUNGEST SON, he reached for his new necklace, provided as a hand-me-down from a recently DECEASED UNCLE. Danjuma's favorite loincloth, fashioned by NUMBER ONE WIFE was the envy of the village, so he saw no need to change into another.

Stepping out of the hut, Danjuma picked up his GRANDFATHER'S writing stick and began scratching some lines in the dirt. These lines represented how many yams he needed to dig that day before he could purchase another goat from a VILLAGE ELDER. Grabbing two handfuls of beans and spices, he strolled to a NEIGHBOR'S hut to have his hoe sharpened. The neighbor only took half of the beans and none of the spices, asking DANJUMA to come by later to help repair the neighbor's roof.

Returning to his own hut, Danjuma began eating breakfast with his family. He often worried about his sickly OLDEST SON who had made the hat Danjuma wore to the fields. This son might might lose his sight to River Blindness despite the ointments provided by the VILLAGE PRIEST.

Saying goodbye to his family, Danjuma began walking down the same road that his FATHER, GRANDFATHER, and their GRANDFATHERS had all walked. He thought of his friend Danladi, who once left the village, and returned years later talking of clocks and cars and calculators and computers. Even if such things existed, Danjuma thought, who in the VILLAGE would have time to make them? The men of the VILLAGE were too proud of their self-sufficiency to ever trade with STRANGERS.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Star-Telegram.com: | 02/21/2008 | Police concerned about order to stop screening


Star-Telegram.com: 02/21/2008 Police concerned about order to stop screening

The line for yesterday's Barack Obama speech in Dallas stretched across the Reunion Arena lawn, into the parking garage, up several ramps to the top parking level, and then wound back and forth across the top level several times.

In my opinion, this was for the benefit of the TV crews in helicopters. (This picture is from WFAA.)

Once we finished our photo op (guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of The Clintons and their demoralized supporters), the line moved at a speedwalker pace. Here's Jack Douglas of the Star-Telegram:

DALLAS -- Security details at Barack Obama's rally Wednesday stopped screening people for weapons at the front gates more than an hour before the Democratic presidential candidate took the stage at Reunion Arena.
The order to put down the metal detectors and stop checking purses and laptop bags came as a surprise to several Dallas police officers who said they believed it was a lapse in security.....


.... about 11 a.m., an order came down to allow the people in without being checked.
Several Dallas police officers said it worried them that the arena was packed with people who got in without even a cursory inspection.
They spoke on condition of anonymity because, they said, the order was made by federal officials who were in charge of security at the event.


"How can you not be concerned in this day and age," said one policeman.

Whether or not security at this event is modeled on the Democratic Party's immigration policy remains to be seen.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Barack Obama, Dallas Texas, Reunion Arena, February 20th, 2008


I think the last time I went to Reunion Arena was in the mid-1980's to hear Van Halen. It was a great show, and my ears were ringing for three days.
It will be longer than that before I can get Barack Obama's voice out of my head. I hope for change that the changed hope will change. We hope. Change. Hope. Changed Hope. Hoped for Change.
Because this morning, August 20th, 2008, I bravely descended into The Belly Of The Beast to hear Barack Obama at Reunion arena. (Photo from Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

Lord have mercy, that man can work a crowd. (Estimated between 15,000 and 18,500, and they were pumped.)

It was the standard Obama stump speech, most of which we've heard before. If you've ever seen Hal Holbrook do "Mark Twain Tonight", where Holbrook knows about 6 hours of Twain material, and can select the best lines based on his mood, the audience mood, the weather, or what's happening in the rest of the world, then you get the idea.
Obama is sharp enough to freely roam around the stage, work without a net, no teleprompter in sight, drifting back to the podium only to riff on his new lines that reference John McCain instead of The Clintons.

With the exception of a few high school classes who were there for extra credit, the crowd was eating out of his hand and asking for seconds. 18,000 people showed up at noon on a Wednesday ! ! ! To hear a man who was a mere Illinois state senator a few years ago ! ! ! How in the world can The Clintons - armed with nothing but plans, programs, presidential pardons and pantsuits - expect to compete with this guy?

You can argue that The Clintons have more experience. But Obama was the one experienced enough, and smart enough, TO HAVE A PLAN IN PLACE FOR ALL THE STATES VOTING AFTER SUPER TUESDAY fer heaven's sake.
Enough said.

Obama's acknowledgement that McCain is "an American hero" always gets applause from his crowds, and it got a polite ovation today. His dig at The Clintons for rummaging through his kindergarten ambitions got a laugh.

I'm sure that a complete text of the speech will show up online somewhere. There were several jarring moments in the speech, and I could probably argue them all night, point by point. I don't have the exact wording, so I'll borrow this one bullet point from his website. It's close enough to what was said today:

Trade that Works for Workers – Obama will end tax breaks for companies who ship jobs overseas and give breaks to companies who create good jobs with decent wages here in America.

First of all, most of us are workers. We make trade choices that work for us all day every day. Some of us trade with Neiman Marcus, some of us trade with Goodwill. If more and more people chose to trade with Goodwill, do we need to put barriers in place to protect Neiman Markups? Who will decide? The people who can't reliably deliver Sports Illustrated to East Fort Worth?
Let's look at "shipping jobs overseas"....The people who make the George Foreman Grill, to name just one....did they ship the job overseas, or was the job born there? If the first prototype George Foreman Grill was made in California, but mass manufactured components are made in The Phillipines to be assembled back in the U.S., does that qualify as shipping the job overseas? How many inspectors will we hire to learn the answer? How much will we overpay per job saved?

Let's take it further....the tax breaks promised above....will they go to everyone who pays a dime more than minimum wage? 2x minimum wage? The increasingly popular "living wage"? Will it apply to babysitters? Waiters working for tips? Will it be my definition of "decent" or someone else's?

But still, I know that I left Reunion resolving to live a better life. I have no freakin' idea why.
But I have Hope. And Change. And as David Brooks has pointed out, at some point the magic is going to fade. We're going to have to figure out how to compete in a shrinking world without selling protection to the highest bidder.

Vendors were selling Obama merchandise outside the arena. T-shirts, buttons, caps, baby bibs were all on the tables. Walking back to my truck, I couldn't help but take a look at the tag inside the T-shirts.

Yep. Made in Bangladesh.
Update from 2-23-08....See David's post at "Law, Legislation, and Lunacy" for more of the same on Obama's Free Trade contortions.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Castro resigns from Cuba Inc.


The good folks at The Line Is Here were the first to give me the news.


Fidel Castro, the wealthy plantation owner's kid who went on to own every plantation in Cuba, has stepped down as company president of Cuba Inc.

Castro gained control of Cuba Inc. through a series of Hostile Takeovers.

Forbes magazine estimated Castro's $900 million dollar fortune to be somewhere above that of Queen Elizabeth II, but less than that of Prince Albert II of Monaco.

In order to keep the family fortune intact, Castro will probably transfer power to his brother Raul. Little opposition is expected, since there are no other company shareholders outside of the Castro family.


Socialist ideology, like so many others, has two main dangers. One stems from confused and incomplete readings of foreign texts, and the other from the arrogance and hidden rage of those who, in order to climb up in the world, pretend to be frantic defenders of the helpless so as to have shoulders on which to stand.

-Jose Marti

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Carnival of The Libertarians #3

My friend Judy has posted Carnival of The Libertarians #3 at her site Consent of The Governed.
For more info on this and other Blog Carnivals, check out the sidebar to your right.

Fort Worth Star-Telegram

My beloved Fort Worth Star-Telegram has endorsed Barack Obama and John McCain as the Democratic and Republican candidates for President.

It's going around.

Here are some more letters to the Star-Telegram on the topic about which I will not speak.....I met DeLores Jones a few days ago. Barrett worked for me a couple of decades ago, but has probably blocked out that part of her life.

They're also doing a 24-part series called "To Catch A Killer" that is so addictive it should be illegal. It's about the investigation of a 1997 murder. The newspaper version features graphics, photos, and plenty of sidebars. If you go online, they have videos, recordings, PDF files of old Star-Telegram coverage, and crime scene drawings. Altogether, they're slowly releasing a DVD ROM.

Perhaps projects like this one, which combine traditional and online content, might be the new direction for journalism. I already feel like I know these people. Sam Elliott, Robert Duvall, and Tommy Lee Jones could play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to determine who gets the role of detective Curt Brannan in the movie. It takes the non-fiction/True Crime genre to a different place.

On a less grisly note, they've published an editorial by MY LITTLE SISTER Dr. Amy Cooper about a book called "The Geography of Bliss". Funny stuff.
The Star-Telegram has been on a roll lately. If Paul Harral played pro baseball, I'd think this was a contract year.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Banned in China

1) The People's Public of China is rumored to have 40,000 Internet censors working full time. They are mostly responsible for blocking internal dissent, anything smelling of a pro-Democracy movement, or criticism of The Party.
2) Sometime in December, this blog's hits from China started slowing down. In January, they stopped altogether.
3) My good friend and co-worker Ray is working in China now. Ray tried to log onto this site from The People's Republic, but couldn't.
4) Is it because of The Infamous Chinese Dog Story? Was the criticism of Chinese traffic too much for the nation to bear? Was it The Notorious Chinese Washing Machine Story, with its implied condemnation of Chinese manufacturing safeguards? Or was I banned for openly griping about the absence of Chinese Road Signs in The Celebrated Chinese Typhoon Story? Too many Free Market diatribes? We'll never know.
5) But now that I'm banned, why hold back? Bill M., another co-worker, sent me this a few months ago. It's about the Chinese Olympic symbol....
The United States executes about 60 people per year. That's 20 executions for every 100 million people.
China executes about 3,500 people per year. That's 270 for every 100 million people. Many of these executions have been for political reasons.
The only way the old men running the Communist Party can stay in power is to silence any and all dissent.
I defy anyone to look at this cartoon and not think of it all through the Olympics.
Addition from later today....I picked up my Sports Illustrated, and S.L. Price had a great editorial on the same subject. No cartoons, though. Not as memorable.












Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Barack Obama shocks the world by winning a Grammy


Several months ago, I congratulated Former Vice President Al Gore for winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Lots of people offered their congratulations, but I was the first.

My congratulations to Gore came a week before the official announcement. Click here to read it, and come back to see us......


Had I not been distracted for the last month by various Baptist controversies, I would've trotted out another display of my prophetic gifts. Too late.

Barack Obama has won the Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word recording for his campaign bio, "The Audacity of Hope".

I like Obama a lot. He's the Democrat who comes closest to making sense on Free Trade issues, as I pointed out here, but he was back-pedaling a little on the issue in Wisconsin last night, wandering into the "free trade has to represent everybody" thickets. (My belief is that I don't worry about you when I trade with Starbucks, you don't worry about me when you trade with Amazon.com, etc.) Barack Obama can walk up to a podium and cause you to start nodding along and deciding to live a better life. The same text, in the newspaper the next morning, is almost unreadable.

Back to my point....Obama now has two Grammys to act as a counter-balance to Bill Clinton's pair. Bill Clinton's surrogate, Hillary, who is becoming increasingly irrelevant in the shadow of her husband, only has one. If they ever allow the official candidates to lay out their bling on the podiums during a presidential debate, Obama will have the biggest pile.

For those of you who still doubt my point in the first link that these awards are an ideological, predictable farce, let me drag this in for additional emphasis....

Bill Clinton was seeking his third Grammy with "Giving: How Each of Us Can Change the World," a call to public service. Another former Democratic president, Jimmy Carter, also was in the running, with "Sunday Morning in Plains: Bringing Peace to a Changing World," a collection of Bible lessons. Carter won the award last year.....
Not to be outdone by Obama, Hillary Clinton
won the spoken word prize in 1997, while she was still first lady, for her book "It Takes a Village." (Note to the author of this piece....If it was Hillary's turn to win the Grammy in '97, Obama wasn't even on the radar yet. Also, Obama now has two Grammys. That means that she's been outdone by Obama, right?)
No Republican politician has won the category since Everett Dirksen, an Illinois congressman and senator, in 1968.

Is it because Democrats have better diction? Is it because their words are more soothing on cross-country flights? Or is it because these awards are an ideological, predictable farce?

Obama picture from Townhall.com

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

How are we going to act?

See update from March 9th, 2008
Well.....
Like the Calvinist said after he fell down the stairs, "I'm glad that's over with."

Fort Worth's Broadway Baptist votes to keep pastor
from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
and a similar story from the Dallas Morning News Religion Blog

I'm a member of a study group called "Exploring The Christian Faith" at Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. We don't hesitate to ask the hard questions. Very few answers are provided. We're just about to finish a series called "Living The Questions". We'll probably do a book study next.

If you've lost touch with your faith, or lost interest in traditional answers to Christianity's difficulties, come join us. There's been some recent controversy about our studying some of the theologians listed in the Spiritual Advisors blogroll to your right. Borg in particular. I hope we're over it now. (See the Star-Telegram link above.)

In the last few months, I've learned that Freedom of Religious Expression is a valuable thing. Lord have mercy, I love this class. All points of view are respected. No one believes me, but meeting in that room is the most Libertarian hour of my week.

If you want to join us, we meet at 9:30 in Room 306 every Sunday morning. 305 West Broadway, Fort Worth, TX 76104.

Monday, February 11, 2008

My Dinner With Marcus Borg

Well.....
Like the Calvinist said after he fell down the stairs, "I'm glad that's over with."

Fort Worth's Broadway Baptist votes to keep pastor
from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
and a similar story from the Dallas Morning News Religion Blog

I'm a member of a study group called "Exploring The Christian Faith" at Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. We don't hesitate to ask the hard questions. Very few answers are provided. We're just about to finish a series called "Living The Questions". We'll probably do a book study next.

If you've lost touch with your faith, or lost interest in traditional answers to Christianity's difficulties, come join us. There's been some recent controversy about our studying some of the theologians listed in the Spiritual Advisors blogroll to your right. Borg in particular. I hope we're over it now. (See the Star-Telegram link above.)

In the last few months, I've learned that Freedom of Religious Expression is a valuable thing. Lord have mercy, I love this class. All points of view are respected. No one believes me, but meeting in that room is the most Libertarian hour of my week.

If you want to join us, we meet at 9:30 in Room 306 every Sunday morning. 305 West Broadway, Fort Worth, TX 76104.

One day, I'll get around to describing "My Dinner With Marcus Borg". But some more dust needs to settle first....

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Logo for Friends For The Future of Broadway

Well.....
Like the Calvinist said after he fell down the stairs, "I'm glad that's over with."

Fort Worth's Broadway Baptist votes to keep pastor
from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
and a similar story from the Dallas Morning News Religion Blog

Maybe one day we'll all be Friends For The Future of Broadway.....

I'm a member of a study group called "Exploring The Christian Faith" at Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. We don't hesitate to ask the hard questions. Very few answers are provided. We're just about to finish a series called "Living The Questions". We'll probably do a book study next.

If you've lost touch with your faith, or lost interest in traditional answers to Christianity's difficulties, come join us. There's been some recent controversy about our studying some of the theologians listed in the Spiritual Advisors blogroll to your right. Borg in particular. I hope we're over it now. (See the Star-Telegram link above.)

In the last few months, I've learned that Freedom of Religious Expression is a valuable thing. Lord have mercy, I love this class. All points of view are respected. No one believes me, but meeting in that room is the most Libertarian hour of my week.

If you want to join us, we meet at 9:30 in Room 306 every Sunday morning. 305 West Broadway, Fort Worth, TX 76104.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Friends For The Future of Broadway

Well.....
Like the Calvinist said after he fell down the stairs, "I'm glad that's over with."

Fort Worth's Broadway Baptist votes to keep pastor
from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
and a similar story from the Dallas Morning News Religion Blog

I'm a member of a study group called "Exploring The Christian Faith" at Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. We don't hesitate to ask the hard questions. Very few answers are provided. We're just about to finish a series called "Living The Questions". We'll probably do a book study next.

If you've lost touch with your faith, or lost interest in traditional answers to Christianity's difficulties, come join us. There's been some recent controversy about our studying some of the theologians listed in the Spiritual Advisors blogroll to your right. Borg in particular. I hope we're over it now. (See the Star-Telegram link above.)

In the last few months, I've learned that Freedom of Religious Expression is a valuable thing. Lord have mercy, I love this class. All points of view are respected. No one believes me, but meeting in that room is the most Libertarian hour of my week.

If you want to join us, we meet at 9:30 in Room 306 every Sunday morning. 305 West Broadway, Fort Worth, TX 76104.

David Ranson on "The Candidates and Trade"

Many voters have one major issue that acts as a sorting mechanism during elections. For some it's abortion. Others would pick healthcare, defense, subsidies, religious affiliation, or whether the candidate has a sufficient hatred of Mexicans.

Kinky Friedman (see my profile in the top right corner) was on an AM talk radio station earlier this week, and had several noteworthy comments:
1) Texas governor Rick Perry will be remembered for his hair.
2) If we go into November with a choice between John McCain and Barack Obama, our electoral process will have done its job.

Friedman went on to explain that both McCain and Obama supported Free Trade more than their inter-party competitors, and gave a brief tutorial on the importance of that issue as it relates to our economy.

Later that night, I found an editorial on the same topic but from a much less respected source than Kinky Friedman. You may have heard of The Wall Street Journal. Here's David Ranson:

Ronald Reagan once joked that "government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it!" His quip cuts to the heart of the free-trade debate. Which of the presidential contenders are in favor of facilitating economic movement?

There are only two. McCain and Obama.

Trade is a good litmus test of statesmanship, since many polls show that voters believe trade with other countries hurts our economy.

Those polls are correct. Polls also show that people care about who wins on American Idol and Dancing With The Stars. Polls depress me. I'm afraid that they reflect reality.

Which of the presidential candidates will stick up for free trade in the face of doubtful and sometimes hostile audiences?
During their debates, some of the Republican candidates expressed more ifs, ands or buts about free trade than others. John McCain says: "Free trade should be the continuing principle that guides this nation's economy."

I heard McCain say the same thing on Charlie Rose about a month ago. This was when I switched from being a Rudy supporter to a Rudy basher. Rudy and Romney claimed during a debate that we needed to continue Iowa Farm Subsidies in the name of "Food Security". Sorry Rudy. From that moment on, my heart belonged to another....Just don't know who yet.

Mitt Romney's position is: "I strongly support free trade, but free trade has to be fair in both directions."

Mitt, we hardly knew ye. The only fair trade IS free trade. If trade is burdened by the subsidies you've given to your supporters or to industries in early primary states, that's not fair. If trade is burdened by high tariffs for the same corrupt reasons, that's not fair.

Thank you for running in the Republican Primary, Mitt. Go back to Massachusetts and start reprogramming yourself for 2016. And have some Thomas Sowell, Milton Friedman, and Thomas Friedman programmed into your database.

According to Mike Huckabee: "I believe in free trade, but it has to be fair trade." But elsewhere he has said: "I don't want to see our food come from China, our oil come from Saudi Arabia and our manufacturing come from Europe and Asia."

Why not, Mike? What if they're better at it than we are? What about the things that we're better at than they are? Why not keep your grubby Southern Baptist hands off of it, and let everyone do what they do best?
Your Bible was written in Asia.
Scientology's "Dianetics" and Joseph Smith's "The Book of Mormon" were both written in The U.S.A.
The implications are staggering, aren't they?

Hillary Clinton has taken an even stronger stance against free trade, suggesting that the economic theories underpinning it no longer hold. To support that she cited economics Nobel Laureate Paul Samuelson, but he was only making the long-understood but sometimes forgotten point that, even in the long run, free trade does not benefit everyone.

Correct. Just like the invention of the automobile didn't benefit horseshoe manufacturers.

Mrs. Clinton believes in "smart trade." As president she would appoint an official to ensure that "provisions to protect labor and environmental standards" are enforced by international bodies like the WTO and the International Labor Organization. She proposes a "time out" on future trade agreements, and a reconsideration of existing deals -- including Nafta.

Hear that clanging sound? That's the racket made by The Clintons picking up the treasury and trying to shake the last few coins out of it.

Barack Obama is more even-handed: "Global trade is not going away, technology is not going away, the Internet is not going away. And that means enormous opportunities, but [it] also means more dislocations." In a 2005 essay he said: "It's not whether we should protect our workers from competition, but what we can do to fully enable them to compete against workers all over the world."

Why haven't we heard from this guy until now? Why isn't he a Republican? Why hasn't Barack Obama already blown Bill Clinton out of the water?

If Messrs. McCain and Obama see foreign trade as a glass that is half-full, Mrs. Clinton, Mr. Romney and Mr. Huckabee see the glass as half- empty.

It also works well as a brain metaphor.

The costs that foreign competition impose on the economy have led to government spending programs, and around these have grown powerful constituencies devoted to maintaining and erecting barriers to trade. Farm subsidies protect immobility and hurt prosperity by diverting resources away from cheaper foods (foreign or domestic) toward more expensive ones. Trade adjustment assistance falls partly under the heading of facilitating movement, because it underwrites job retraining and income support for those who seek better opportunities than the jobs they lost.
It was courageous of Mr. McCain to tell Iowans that he would eliminate subsidies for ethanol and other agricultural products.

John McCain went into Iowa, and told everyone asking for a kickback that he would eliminate their subsidies. If he'll do that, he'll march to the gates of Hell and tell Satan to go have relations with himself. THAT is The Straight Talk Express in action.

Instead, he expressed strong support for job retraining programs: "We need to go to the community colleges. We even need, if you're a senior laid-off worker who gets another job, to make up in compensation for the amount of money that's the difference between the job that he lost."

Yeah, he had to do a little pandering....

This last idea goes far beyond helping workers and industries adapt to a changing world. A broad program of wage insurance could create another expensive constituency. Moreover, it would weaken the incentive to seek out the most productive and rewarding new jobs, and it would be unfair to those whose jobs have been disrupted by causes other than foreign trade.

Yeah, he just had to do a little pandering. It wasn't supposed to make sense.

Mr. Romney sometimes advocates less government intervention, other times more. In an optimistic speech in Detroit, he said "that Michigan can once again lead the world's automotive industry. But it means we're going to have to change things in Washington."

No, Mitt, you'll have to start in Detroit. Detroit priced itself out of the market. See, if we were to restructure the.....Wait a minute....Mitt, you're dropping out of the race? You're no longer parachuting into town halls promising the sun, moon and stars to every special interest group? We don't have to worry about your blather any longer? Good.

Rightly pointing out that "the burdens on American manufacturing are largely imposed by government," Mr. Romney believes "taking off those burdens is only part of the solution."
But he will not leave the rest to the marketplace. He pledges to "make a five-fold increase -- from $4 billion to $20 billion -- in our national investment in energy research, fuel technology, materials science, and automotive technology." He also says he would maintain U.S. farm-subsidy programs until other countries remove theirs.

I know he's out of the race, but I have to make this point: Let's say that Kroger's has Cokes on sale for 20 cents each. At Albertson's, they cost a quarter. Kroger is subsidizing their Cokes with the sale of other, more expensive products. Should the government intervene and insist that Albertson's subsidize their Cokes also? Or should the government act to force Kroger to sell their Cokes only at a fair price? Or should the government stay out of it, and continue doing what governments do worst?

The Democratic candidates do not speak of reducing or eliminating farm-subsidy spending, only of redirecting it toward the "little guy."

This is because they need contributions from The Big Guy so they can do further harm to The Little Guy in the name of fairness. Look into the cost vs. selling price of sugar when you get a chance.

According to his Web site, Mr. Obama "will make sure our farm subsidies help family farmers, not giant corporations." He envisages "a national commitment to prepare every child in America with the education they need to compete in the new economy; to provide retraining and wage insurance so even if you lose your job you can train for another." These are laudable goals, but they sound impossibly expensive.

Yeah, more pandering.

On willingness to let the markets rather than government drive the adaptation of the economy to foreign competition, Messrs. McCain and Obama outscore Mr. Romney. On willingness to confront politically entrenched but trade-unfriendly policies such as farm subsidies, Mr. McCain beats both Messrs. Obama and Romney.
Still, there's one final insight that even the most enlightened candidates have not grasped: the automatic reciprocity of markets. Opposition by Mr. Romney to the phasing-out of U.S. farm subsidies until other countries phase out theirs reflects a seductive theme in all free-trade debates -- "fairness."

Allow me to reframe the debate...."We're not going to stop shafting our low income shoppers with subsidies for the rich until you stop shafting your low income shoppers with subsidies for the rich." Please discuss amongst yourselves.

Fears that the U.S. does not always get a fair shake are widely shared. Says Mr. Romney: "As we pursue new trade agreements, I'm far less interested in just getting an agreement signed than I am in getting an agreement signed that is good for America."

God, I'm glad he's gone. Screw the agreements. Just let us trade and swap stuff with each other. You don't have to turn everything into a 2,500 page document filled with provisions and freebies for all your contributors.

Government policy can influence trading patterns, but it can't force them. Politicians like Mr. Romney tend to feel most at home in a command-and-control environment. But they are living in a dream world if they think they can either dictate or enforce the patterns of trade. The rough justice of the markets will decide.

Yep. And the longer we wait to figure that out, the further behind we're going to be. China and India are figuring out the basics. We're not along on the stage any more.

It's widely assumed that trade opportunities will be unfair unless balance is negotiated with foreign governments. Not so. U.S. imports and exports are tied into an integrated market system. The economy must export goods (or sell off assets) to pay for the imports it chooses. Because the system pays for its imports with exports, reciprocity is automatic. If imports are taxed or obstructed, that acts as an obstruction to exports too. We need a president who is wise enough to recognize that protectionism impedes our exports as well as our imports.

Thank you, Mr. David Ranson. We can't keep going with these trade agreements that slow everything down. Remember that crap about the future being divided between the Haves and the Have-Nots? Not so. The future will be divided between The Fast and The Slow.

The candidates should not forget that whatever Washington does will be imitated (or retaliated against) by other countries. What goes around comes around. It's up to the U.S. to set the best example.

And the best example would be John McCain or Barack Obama.

David Ranson is head of research at H.C. Wainwright Economics Inc.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Bill Gates Wants To Pull Up The Ladder, Or At Least Break The Lower Rungs

From the February 13, 2008 edition of The New Republic:

In the corner of one of the Microsoft cafeterias, you can find a chunk of the dismantled Berlin Wall. And, for a time, this seemed like an appropriate home for this relic of the twentieth century.

I love it. What's the point of winning the game if you can't take home the trophy? Papa Bush didn't give us any parades or fireworks when the Berlin Wall fell, so this will have to do.
During the 1990s, it truly felt as if communism had given way to the software behemoth, or at least the brand of capitalism that Microsoft had come to represent.

No, communism gave way to Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Pope John Paul Jr. Corporations like Microsoft were a factor, in that they allowed Commie Captives to see what life was like on the other side. And let's be honest: Dumb ideas eventually die.

The casual placement of such a potent symbol of oppression, standing in the shadow of the gamers and marketers in the sushi line, struck the triumphalist note of the zeitgeist.


Speaking of gamers, I have one request for Martin Peretz, Editor-In-Chief of The New Republic, and possible author of this unsigned editorial that I'm fisking: Please, please, please hire a "gamer" to get your website running. This is the second time I've tried to link to a New Republic piece. The site is down more than it's up, which means I have to re-type your stuff word for word.

But that optimism has long since faded.


Faded? Faded? Last time I checked, East Germany was doing ok. And Poland. And China. Berkeley's prospering. Time Magazine's poster boy Putin is doing well in Russia, but it has turned into a mafia state, run by the same gangsters who ran the place when it was The New Republic's poster boy.
And Bill Gates has traveled one of the more interesting ideological journeys of our times.

As someone named "Brian" commented on Samizdata, this ideological journey is the standard "Pull Up The Ladder I'm All Right" routine.... Capitalism creates rich people. People who are rich don't want there to be any more rich people as this creates crowds in the places only rich people can afford. I don't know that I'd go that far, Brian, but there is a tendency for some people to raise the drawbridge once they've accumulated their personal pile of plunder....
Over the past decades, he (Gates) has gone from poster child of capitalism to critic of it.

Brian, I take it all back. He's trying to pull up the ladder.
Last week, he spoke about the limits of the marketplace at the Davos Economic Forum, where the elite gathers annually for deep chin-tugging and self-congratulating: "We have to find a way to make the aspects of capitalism that serve wealthier people serve poorer people as well."

Maybe we could set up a system honoring Free Trade, Individual Rights, and Contract Enforcement, with no monopolies, and have minimal Government Interference? Would that help "poorer people"? It would?
Cool.
There's a name for it already: Laissez-Faire Capitalism.
Kinda like they have in the rich countries.

Through his philanthropic ventures in Africa, he claims to have observed the limits of the market, where advances in health and education never wend their way to the downtrodden.

Is that because of a market failure, or is it because Africa has governments that make our House of Representatives look like The School of Athens?
According to The Wall Street Journal, he (Gates) has begun reading deep into Adam Smith's oeuvre: and not just The Wealth of Nations, but also The Theory of Moral Sentiments.

This is great news. Because when Gates delves into Adam Smith (founder of economics), he's going to come across quotations like this: "Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice: all the rest being brought about by the natural course of things." This is Adam Smith's way of begging us, begging us from beyond the grave, to please leave everything alone....
It's not surprising that his criticism of the market - and his call for morality to take its place alongside profit in our calculus - has earned him the derision of certain conservatives.

Let's see what Adam Smith had to say about the morality of the market: "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our necessities but of their advantages." That's in every Economics texbook I've ever seen, including the ones translated from Chinese.
Writing on the National Review website, Larry Kudlow sniveled, "So I just have to smile when billionaires like Bill Gates and George Soros turn cold shoulders to the blessings capitalism bestows....Look fellas, the command-and-control, state-run economics experiment was tried. It was called the Soviet Union. If you hadn't noticed, it was a miserable failure."

Larry Kudlow doesn't need any support from me....but how does The New Republic know that Kudlow sniveled? Don't you have to be present to detect sniveling? Wait, I was mistaken. I just looked it up.
Sniveling means to complain or whine tearfully.
But Kudlow sounds pretty pleased with himself, getting paid good money to point out the obvious. A more accurate term might be "Larry Kudlow rejoiced," or "Larry Kudlow smirked". And the reason for all this rejoicing and smirking from Mr. Kudlow? It's not that The Soviet Union fell, or that Socialism was thoroughly discredited. Kudlow is smirking because he writes for a magazine whose damn website works. Go ahead, hit the National Review link up there. Their website works ! So does the website for The American Spectator ! Ditto for Reason magazine ! And Liberty magazine ! Evil Free Market Capitalist Pig magazines have websites that work ! ! ! !
Then try to log on to The New Freakin' Holy Republic. And then try again and again and again. It'll make you snivel every time. Does anyone else see a strong correlation here???
Ok, back to the original article:
Of course, Kudlow's criticisms are risible. Gates doesn't want socialism and isn't calling for the nationalization of industry. He wants businesses to devote more of their resources to spreading their products and technologies to the poor. "Such a system would have a twin mission: making profits and also improving lives for those who don't fully benefit from market forces," he said.

Smith agrees with Gates: "How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it."
In fact, it's precisely at this point in Gates's logic that we begin to have problems.

Yeah, right about the time Gates started making sense.
He deserves an ovation for his philanthropy. But there are some problems that are beyond even the reach of a $38 billion foundation. And, while we admire the courage of his criticism of the marketplace, his remedy (calling on business to lend a hand to the poor) hardly seems up to the task. There are grave problems in the world that only government can alleviate, because only government has the scale and reach to help remedy them.

And, in the words of my mother, if you make a mess, you're the one who needs to clean it up.
And, while business can act on behalf of the common good, it will almost always act in its own self-interest - a tendency that often places it on a collision course with morality.

See the quote above about the butcher, brewer, and baker. Leave the butcher, brewer, and baker alone, and they'll take care of the hungry people. The hungry people have something that the butcher, brewer, and baker want in exchange for their butchered, brewed, and baked products, whether it's labor, money, or good will. When China discovered this, 1 million people per month started leaving poverty. But there's usually something in the way.....
In other words, the state can never provide a sufficient solution, but smart, effective government is a necessity.

Yep. A government that enforces contracts, provides a safe environment, prevents monopolies, and that's about it.
That's not to diminish his accomplishment. Gates has done a noble thing, breaking with the hardened consensus of the business elite. We simply await the completion of his journey.

A journey that I hope will end somewhere near Washington D.C., not near the center of harmful government intervention, but near the home offices of The New Republic, where they badly need some website help.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Bill Clinton's Running Mate Unable To Carry Home State Of Illinois


Bill Clinton was unable to carry Illinois on Super Tuesday, despite selecting a running mate from a Chicago Suburb.

Former President Clinton was able to carry his own home state of Arkansas.


This is similar to the 2004 elections when Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry selected John Edwards of South Carolina as his running mate. Edwards was unable to deliver South Carolina for the Democratic Party.


There was a similar embarrasment when Al Gore couldn't carry his own home state of Tennessee in the 2000 elections.


Bill Clinton should now consider a different person for the bottom of the national ticket. Someone with a greater "electability" quotient than Hillary Clinton. Perhaps a popular Governor or Senator from one of the large swing states like Florida or Ohio. Or even Illinois Senator Barack Obama.

Tiki Barber rips Eli Manning's Leadership


I've been meaning to post something about the Eli Manning / Tiki Barber controversy since last August, but haven't had a chance until now....The following links are from August of last year.

ESPN - Manning responds to criticism from Barber on TV halftime show - NFL

Tiki Barber, the New York Giants running back who retired from the NFL to enter the broadcast booth, has ripped Giants quarterback Eli Manning for his weak leadership skills.

Barber, who further demoralized his team by announcing his retirement decision in mid-season last year, declared that Manning's attempts at team meetings were often "comical".
A few days later, Tiki and his brother Ronde appeared on a Sirius Radio program, and mocked Manning a second time:


It was a constant barrage for almost two hours with Ronde making comments about Eli's "testes finally dropping" and Tiki adding that "Kerry Collins was a true leader," claiming the Giants "shouldn't have let him go." They also added that Eli's return-fire was "laughable" and that Tiki is part of the media now and it's his job to be controversial.

We can only speculate as to the impact that Barber's comments will have on the Giants in the 2007 season.


I've tried to contact Barber for updates on this controversy, but have been unsuccesful. His effectiveness as an NBC broadcaster has recently declined, since some viewers now have difficulty listening to him without laughing hysterically. If Barber continues to be a pariah in the broadcast booth he can always support himself with apperances at Fumble Recovery Clinics.


Eli Manning's answering service will only confirm that he's gone to Disneyland.




Monday, February 4, 2008

The Laffer Curve Video

I found this at Don Boudreaux's "Cafe Hayek" site. Here's a video that explains why it's sometimes a good idea to cut taxes when rates reach the 70% level. It can be a good idea to cut taxes when the rates are at 40%, or even lower. It depends on which level makes people either a) stop working to make more money, or b) start hiding their revenue.

The video explains how a tax cut can increase revenue.



It's also proof that I'm a total geek, just because I posted it.
If everyone who votes tomorrow on Super Tuesday understood this, we'd get radically different results.
Think of it often next time you're watching a debate, and someone accuses her opponent of "cutting taxes for the rich".
Like that's a bad thing....


I'm also plowing through Boudreaux's new book "Globalization". It's only about 150 pages, and costs $55 freakin' dollars, but is probably worth it.

Boudreaux is an avid writer of Letters to The Editor. All sorts of editors. Any editor who has dared to flash Economic Innumeracy in public. An astounding number of his irrefutable rants get published. Imagine if the cranky old guy who always writes in to your hometown paper was not only correct, but also brilliant.

At thirty cents per page, he has to be good.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Ann Coulter Endorses Hillary, AND Gets Free Publicity Again

Further proof that Ann Coulter has lost her mind....


For additional proof, click here.

Downs Syndrome Victims and Victims of God's Will

Someone strapped explosives to two women with Downs Syndrome, led them to a crowded market in Baghdad, and then detonated the explosives via remote control. At least 73 people were killed. This was apparently an Al-Qaida operation.

If and when the perpetrators of this abomination are captured, I predict they will claim they were doing the will of God, Allah, Zeus, or some other deity.

They will claim that their goal justified using any means necessary, whether the goal was destroying the infidel, bringing about a Sharia government, making things like they used to be, halting the slide toward liberal heresy, changing the direction priests face during communion or which magic words the priests use. (Any Means Necessary now includes using mentally retarded women as bombs, terrorism, destruction of innocents, corruption, bribery, hijacking airliners, intimidation, etc.)

I predict that the perpetrators of this atrocity heard the voice of God, Allah, Zeus, or some other deity telling them to do this. The fact that no one else heard the voice will be irrelevant. That God, if truly omnipotent, could easily make his/her will known to everyone simultaneously if he/she took an interest in these topics hasn't occured to them.

Here's my question: We have, on average, 70 years of life. Some people claim that life on earth is just a sorting process in which the worthy are separated from the unworthy. Therefore, any time unenlightened opponents are silenced or at least intimidated, it has eternal (positive) consequences for much of humanity.

If there is a Higher Power who is going to split humanity into eternal heaven and eternal hell categories, not for actions but for beliefs, are there any crimes in support of these beliefs that can't be justified?

Addition from February 20th, from the great Bob Ray Sanders of The Fort Worth Star-Telegram. Same conclusion, Same topic, different logic.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Broadway Baptist Church

Well.....
Like the Calvinist said after he fell down the stairs, "I'm glad that's over with."

Fort Worth's Broadway Baptist votes to keep pastor
from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
and a similar story from the Dallas Morning News Religion Blog

I'm a member of a study group called "Exploring The Christian Faith" at Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. We don't hesitate to ask the hard questions. Very few answers are provided. We're just about to finish a series called "Living The Questions". We'll probably do a book study next.

If you've lost touch with your faith, or lost interest in traditional answers to Christianity's difficulties, come join us. There's been some recent controversy about our studying some of the theologians listed in the Spiritual Advisors blogroll to your right. Borg in particular. I hope we're over it now. (See the Star-Telegram link above.)

In the last few months, I've learned that Freedom of Religious Expression is a valuable thing. Lord have mercy, I love this class. All points of view are respected. No one believes me, but meeting in that room is the most Libertarian hour of my week.

If you want to join us, we meet at 9:30 in Room 306 every Sunday morning. 305 West Broadway, Fort Worth, TX 76104.

Curious Snippets from a Cynical Optimist

Ok, I'm dragging another British Libertarian site in here.

VindicoVindico, whose blog "Curious Snippets from a Cynical Optimist" is already available on the Libertarian sidebar list, has things to say about "Private Schools and Socialist Logic".
If you don't laugh out loud when Vin chastises a British politician who is making an "elephant in the living room" analogy, well.....I bet you're an elephant also.

My own take on private schools is that they're a good thing as long as they take anyone who can pay for them and they don't discriminate on the basis of race, hair color, etc etc etc. Small l libertarians (as opposed to large L) generally like private schools because they help end the public school monopoly.

Competition strengthens organizations that survive competition. If public schools don't have enough competitors, we'll be stuck with....well, we'd be stuck with what we have now. I had to help a functional illiterate (who has a public school diploma) fill out a job application a few weeks ago. The boy could write his name and phone number, but nothing else.

Very discouraging.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Harper's Magazine, February 2008, Which tie should I wear to the Revolution?

I like Harper's Magazine. Not necessarily for the overall slant of the magazine, which usually assumes a drooling Socialist stance on the part of its readers, but for the "Readings", the "Annotations", and the "Findings" sections. And there's usually at least one essay every month that's worth the cost of the thing.
About a month ago, I noticed that the majority of large ads in Harper's magazine were promoting "Green" products. Many of these products were either environmentally harmful SUV's with A Bigger Carbon Footprint Than Al Gore's House,TM, or wholesome alternative energy mutual funds.

What I wrote turned out to be a popular post. I'm going to try to keep it up every month till I'm sick of it.

Let's look at Harper's Marketing Vs. Content for this month, shall we? I have the February 2008 issue in hand. The cover sets the stage for our tour. It shows a top-hatted, spats-wearing gent astride a bubble. He's trying to hang onto a house.
(The top-hat wearing little dude from the Monopoly game is over-used as the shorthand symbol of Capitalism. What should we start using as the symbol of Socialism? How about the starving kid in my sidebar to your right?)

Inside the front cover there's a two-page spread from The Native American, American Indian College Fund. (Sorry, old habit. It really does say American Indian, but I try to be PC.) An attractive woman wearing lots of silver and turquoise is standing in front of a godawful barren landscape. There's a rock outcropping in the background. Everything about the picture suggests that this is The Ass End of Nowhere. The text of the ad claims, and I swear to God I'm not making this up, it says "If I stay on The Rez, I'm eight times less likely to drop out of college." A helpful bar at the bottom adds "By starting their academic careers at a tribal college, nine in ten indian students will complete their course of study."

The mind recoils.

Let's not bring up separate but equal. Let's not discuss raising generation after generation who can't exist outside a Government Greenhouse. Let's not discuss who has to fund Tribal Colleges, and what all bureaucracies will do to keep their numbers up. Let's discuss the obscene lengths that we'll go in order to preserve voting blocs. Naw, let's don't. Too depressing.

Next is a Honda ad. They're touting "Higher fuel efficiency, lower greenhouse gas emissions". "Our vehicles have emitted less CO2 - the primary cause of global warming - on average, than any other car company." AND THE AD SHOWS A FREAKIN' HONDA SUV IN THE BACKGROUND. Yes, they have the nerve to show an SUV in the ad. If you don't see the irony in that, go away. Don't come back.
Then Honda says "All of which enhances our ultimate goal: a cleaner environment." In addition to being a lie (their ultimate goal is to provide a good return on investment to their shareholders), there's one other problem.....
How do you enhance a goal? Shouldn't they try to achieve their goal? Meet their goal?
"Enhances our ultimate goal" sounds like Toyota sits around brainstorming about their goal, in order to enhance it. Really define that sucker....

Then we have the familiar full page ad for Bose headphones. How much do they cost? The ad doesn't say, which means that if you have to ask, you can't afford them. (Take advantage of 12 easy payments....)

I've been leaving out the Publisher ads, simply because they typically don't pay the magazine as much. But we have one worth mentioning this month....there's a full-page promotion for Edward Tufte's book, "Beautiful Evidence" on page 14.
The pictures in the book and on Tufte's site are worth a gander, and you can have 5 copies for only $210.00, just $210.00. This is an unpaid commercial announcement, so Ed, please send me a freebie. Unlike many of Harper's readers, I can't pay $40 for a coffee table book. Especially when most of my friends would just ask why Tufte can't get his camera to focus. (My friends and I work in shipping, not publishing.)

Then on page 20, we find what we came for. We have a piece of Criticism by Slavoj Zizek, originally published in The London Review of Books. Brace yourselves for some Post-Marxist whining:

"One of the clearest lessons of the last few decades is that capitalism is indestructable. Marx compared it to a vampire, and one of the salient points of comparison now appears to be that vampires always rise up again after being stabbed to death. Even Mao's attempt, in the Cultural Revolution, to wipe out the traces of capitalism ended up in its triumphant return."
Mao's attempt to wipe out the traces of capitalism is seldom compared to Hitler's attempt to wipe out all traces of European Jewry. Perhaps that is an unfair to Hitler, since Mao's body count was so much higher. Zizek continues:

"Today's left reacts in a wide variety of ways to the hegemony of global capitalism, and its political supplement, liberal democracy."
He then lists a few ways that today's left should react to the twin horrors of (gasp) capitalism and liberal democracy. Here's my favorite:

"....true resistance is not possible, so all we can do till the revolutionary spirit of the global working class is renewed is defend what remains of the welfare state, confronting those in power with demands we know they cannot fulfill, and otherwise withdraw into cultural studies, where one can quietly pursue the work of criticism."
Ah, yes. Until the ungrateful Proles rise up from their lathes, looms, and laptops, we of the left shall continue making idiotic demands of the government (for changes in the weather, for eternal life at a low cost, for perpetual motion/alternative energy machines, etc.) while floating through the mahogany panelled walls of the faculty lounge, discussing our latest submission to The Columbia Journal of Unrelieved Tedium.

That's enough of Slavoj. The remainder of his essay suggests that The Left should act like 8-year olds who want a pony when they and their parents know they can't have a pony. But if the kids whine long enough and loud enough about not having a pony, the parents just might give up and shoot themselves.

Sci-fi/Fantasy author Ursula K. Le Guin is next. The cover of Harper's identifies this essay as "Capitalism Vs. The Book". But the essay is entitled "Staying Awake - Notes on The Alleged Decline of Reading". What follows is a typically well-written Le Guin rant about the decline of publishing, writing, and bookstores, mostly because of corporate evil.

(A helpful footnote on the first page explains that the basis for Le Guin's essay is an NEA survey that didn't count non-fiction as "reading". In other words, you could read history, sociology, newspapers, and the non-fiction contents of Harper's all year long and still be included as a statistical non-reader. Is Harper's actually coming out and saying that Le Guin is arguing from False Premises? This is how a literacy crisis is created. No one gets their NEA funding increased by saying that everything is great, and people are reading Magazines, Non-Fiction, Websites, and Blogs in unbelieveable numbers. Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Border's also draw larger crowds than the previous bookselling incarnations ever did. More people are reading more stuff than ever before. It's just different. Rejoice. Get over it.)

One intersting sentence from Le Guin:

"Perhaps blogging is an effort to bring creativity to networking, and perhaps blogs will develop aesthetic form, but they certainly haven't done it yet."
Dang, those are some strong words. And this is coming from the author of the science fiction novel "The Disposessed". One of my favorite Bloggers "The Bookslut", after taking a hammer and tongs to the plot, describes the cover of "The Dispossesed" as "Chuck Norris being pursued by a giant space piggy".

All right, people ! All you Philistine Bloggers who didn't grown up at Berkeley with Ursula ! You heard the lady ! Quit wearing stripes with plaids ! Stop singing parallel 4ths and 5ths ! Shovel some aesthetic form in there ! The bar has been set high, but you can do it !

This is followed by a report from Eric Janszen, in which Mr. Janszen predicts that "The Next Bubble" will be alternative energy. (This piece is so well done, and makes so much sense that I devoted a separate posting to it here.) This article is so out of place in Harper's that I have to wonder if some of the Evil Capitalists in the Harper's advertising department insisted on its inclusion. This thing could actually have a negative impact on Al Gore's plans for saving the world.

I predict that heads will roll.

"Wasteland" is an article by Frederick Kaufman that describes what happens to your poop after you flush it. Seriously, I shit you not. Kaufman gives us all the details of wastewater treatment plants, septic tanks, fertilizer manufacturing, and all the other processes that convert human waste into anti-Free Market diatribes by Slavoj Zizek and Ursula K. Le Guin.

Toyota offers us a full page ad that doesn't explain the superiority of Toyota pickups, but explains what they're doing at their factory to bring jobs to San Antonio, Texas. (Harper's automobile ads generally haven't been about the vehicles. They're been about the political opinions you can attach to the vehicles.) In this case, they're bringing jobs to the hard-hatted indigenous peoples of San Antonio. Well, from a distance the factory workers at least look like Mexicans. Good for Toyota.

The next ad is for a device that looks like a guitar tuner. They call it The Stress Eraser. The ad claims it'll give you "the pleasures of stress-free living" and "make you feel younger in just 15 minutes a day." It's a medical breakthrough that actually reverses "ergotropic tuning". (As I write this, I'm on hold with their toll-free number. I want to know more about having my ergotropic tuning reversed.)


Like the ads for many of these contraptions, they don't give you the cost of the machine. But all it takes is "a relaxing 15 minutes right before bed each night to adjust your breathing; then set it aside. Your system will continue to reverse the effects of the stress you've built up all day - while you sleep !"


I don't have the patience to wait on hold any longer at 1-888-848-9695 to learn what a Stress Eraser costs. If anyone else knows, please use the comment field below. However, Forbes Magazine - Capitalist Tool - gives the machine a glowing endorsement. Heh heh heh....

Chevy paid big bucks for the back cover, because they want you to know they've gone from "Gas-friendly to gas-free".



"Imagine: A daily commute without using a drop of gas. The extended range electric vehicle is no longer just a rumor," says Chevy.
Actually, it never has been a rumor. We were making progress developing them. Perhaps Chevy should rent the DVD "Who killed the Electric Car?" (Hint: It was the government and Chevy.)
Let's wind it down with a look inside the back cover. There's a full-page ad from the good folks at Vanguard Investments.
They show us a beautiful rack of silk neckties, a staggering array of choices for neckware, and say that "With Vanguard, choosing the right investments can be easier than getting dressed." The implication is that Harper's readers have money. Lots of it. We own that many ties, and it's difficult to pick which one to wear. Just like it's difficult to know where to put all the money.
That's what creating a portfolio should not be like. One of those difficult "which necktie?"decisions we Socialists have to face every morning.
So it's time to ask the question.
Marketing departments don't waste money. They advertise in periodicals that have readers most likely to respond to their ads.
Editors don't waste space. They fill their periodicals with content that their target readers are most likely to enjoy.
Who are you people that get off on these anti-corporate, anti-capitalist diatribes, but love to purchase SUV's, $210 worth of coffee table books, hand-held stress reducers, and Vanguard Mutual Funds in our glorious Free Market Economy? Heh heh heh heh heh.....

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Thomas Sowell and The Economic Stimulus Package

Please stand for the reading from The Gospel According To Saint Thomas.

Economist Thomas Sowell, the smartest man in the world now that Milton Friedman is dead, believes that the government shouldn't create an economic stimulus package.

Therefore, the government shouldn't create an economic stimulus package. The man has spoken.

Thus endeth the reading from The Gospel According To Saint Thomas.

You may be seated.

My Endorsement for President of The United States

In order to counteract Ted Kennedy's recent endorsement of Barack Obama, I've decided who I'm going to endorse for President of The United States.

I'm supporting someone who has already lived in The White House for eight years as First Lady of our nation.

Prior to that, during her husband's eight year term as governor of an influential state, she was in a unique position to witness and influence the beginning of a legendary political career.

She's widely believed to be the most influential First Lady in history. (Many have referred to those years not as a Presidency, but as a Partnership.) The value of her policy initiatives has been questioned, but she still has more hands-on Executive Branch experience than either Barack Obama or John Edwards.

She stood by her husband when he was nearly incapacitated. Some say that she was the true leader of our country during the last years of her husband's term.

Yes, I'm supporting Nancy Reagan for President.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Banality of Evil, Ezra Levant, The Alberta Human Rights Commission, and unh.... Iowahawk???

A political correctness tribunal called "The Alberta Human Rights Commission" has made the mistake of hauling in a blogger named Ezra Levant. Click here for my bewildered ravings about an organization like the Alberta HRC existing in the 21st century.
Levant's crime?
Speaking against Islam.

Criticizing The Religion of Peace carries the death penalty in some places, but Ezra Levant obviously doesn't regret his actions. But the bureaucratic twit who is presiding over Levant's hearing definitely regrets coming to work the day of Levant's hearing.

Iowahawk has done a great service to humanity by linking video excerpts from the hearings (already on YouTube) and other info on Levant. If you watch one of the videos, you're going to watch all the others. And then Iowahawk asks himself...."What is the bureaucratic twit writing on her legal pad?" It's the best satire of this century.

One of the many people who've linked to the Iowahawk posting made reference to "The Banality of Evil".

Here's a concise definition of the concept, from Information Clearinghouse:

The concept of the banality of evil came into prominence following the publication of Hannah Arendt's 1963 book Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil, which was based on the trial of Adolph Eichmann in Jerusalem. Arendt's thesis was that people who carry out unspeakable crimes, like Eichmann, a top administrator in the machinery of the Nazi death camps, may not be crazy fanatics at all, but rather ordinary individuals who simply accept the premises of their state and participate in any ongoing enterprise with the energy of good bureaucrats.
Is the woman in the videos a Nazi? A crazy fanatic? Of course not. Is she "evil", based on the definition above? You decide.

But is she "a rather ordinary individual who simply accepts the premises of her state and participates in the enterprise with the energy of a good bureaucrat?" In other words, is she just doing her job?

Absolutely.